I'm an awful lover, not a fighter

Joined April 2009
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Neither Cartier-Bresson, Banksy nor Cold War Steve could have come up with such an image. Absolutely perfect composition and lighting (even the road signs are perfect)! 😍
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Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Listen to this lady who phoned in to talk tv to say what we are all thinking. Bravo 👏
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BREAKING: During his speech today, Donald Trump recounted helping save Titanic victims: “I saved more people than anybody, many people, the best people. I said, ‘Turn left, Captain. Very simple. Very easy.’ He didn’t listen. I know icebergs. Nobody knows icebergs better than me.”
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You can’t make it up!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mackam’s in Milan! There goes that jibe… Fair play. 🤣🤣 #nufc #safc
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Unluckiest NPC in video game history 😭
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Replying to @SensibleSAFC
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Low budget Alien
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The chances of a rabbit kicking you off your scooter are incredibly low… but never zero 😭
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Replying to @AnfieldPapers
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People of Clacton: You have an opportunity to deliver the funniest 'fuck you' of all time. Do not waste it.
🚨 BREAKING: Labour says it won't stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election As it stands, only Count Binface will run against Farage
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Wan-Bissaka and Summerville for me. 😉 #nufc
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That Everton / Sunderland ‘alliance’ has worked well…#nufc.
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Severely ill patients dumped in the street in the US because they can't pay their hospital bills. What kind of freedom is this?
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There are, literally, hundreds of thousands of discarded pieces of roadside equipment abandoned all over Britain. Councils that plead poverty but waste taxpayers money. They need to be 'named and shamed'. Please help us do this. Use our free App. cleanupbritain.app
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Japanese football fans have been praised online after staying behind to clean up Wembley Stadium following their team’s historic 1–0 victory over England. After the win, Japanese supporters remained in the stands, collecting litter and tidying up the away section with bags before heading off, leaving everything spotless. In a world that’s lost its manners, the Japanese just showed the rest of us what real respect looks like. 🇯🇵 👏🏻
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That pretty much sums football up. 12 months ago #nufc we’re lifting tue first title in over 50 years… where as today, they’re losing for the second time I a season to their nearest rivals in #safc Why the hell do we do this to ourselves!?🤦🏻‍♂️
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Congratulations #safc Sunderland fans and club. I’m absolutely at a loss as to why my team #nufc doesn’t show the guile, heart and battle that you do. But it should detract from the fact you won the game fair and square. That’s now 7 in a row and we deserve all the negatives
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still can’t get over that assist from Tripps last night… #nufc
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