Hey @ThatKevinSmith @BrianCOHalloran and @Jason_Mewes when Clerks came out on VHS my boss told me I had to watch it and invited me over. Our wives took off for a few hours, leaving my Boss, his 5-year-old, and me to watch Clerks. I asked my boss if his son should not be in the room listening to Clerks. He brushed my concern off because the kid never seemed to listen. Right before our wives got home his son went to play in his room. The ladies asked if his son was in the other room the whole time….my boss lied.
Fast forward to later that evening. We all went out to dinner and afterwards my wife, boss, and I went to see Waterworld, and his wife and son went to see Dumbo Drop. When we were all in the car Carrie asked my boss’ son if he liked the movie. His response was:
“Sush….cant talk in the movie fu*k, fu*k, NOOCH”
My boss’ wife asked if her son said what she heard him say.
My boss sank into the drivers seat in fear. We affirmed what was said.
To my wife I said “As soon as we get back to their house we’re leaving as this WON’T be pretty”.
Not sure what happened to my boss, but it is a safe assumption that he was in a world of hurt for a while.
And that is how Clerks taught a 5-year-old to swear.
Nooch!
🎉
32 Years Ago
TODAY
"CLERKS" was Released!
Happy CLERKiversary to
@ThatKevinSmith
@JayMewes
@ThatClerksGirl @BrianCOHalloran @ernieodonnell7
Jeff Anderson
Scott Mosier
David Klein
And everyone who helped
Make this cult classic film!
#Clerks
Agreed it has great coasters but there is nothing else to do there.
Replying to @NegativeGcom
Iowa isnt so bad. I have been going there for years. It has better coasters than Nevada, Washington and Oregon.
I’m sorry you have to be in Iowa. What a boring state.
Replying to @ZippinPackers @LambeauField
I really wsnted to but I have to be in Iowa for work. It is a bucket list stadium for me.
The Arrow Dynamics designed Gemini at Cedar Point is the Negative-G Picture of the Day.
What's your favorite Arrow designed coaster at Cedar Point?
For more pictures of Cedar Point take a look at this Negative-G Trip Report:
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@CedarPoint
Start by fully funding all maintenance departments would be an easy start. Then work on improving operations and the culture at all of the parks.
The Pony Express at Knott’s Berry Farm is the Negative-G Picture of the Day.
What’s are your thoughts on this family coaster?
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Knott's Berry Farm
The sadly closed Kumba at Busch Gardens Tampa Bay is the Negative-G Picture of the Day.
Where did you prefer to ride Kumba…front or back?
For more pictures of Busch Gardens Tampa Bay take a look at this Negative-G Trip Report:
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Busch Gardens Tampa Bay
The Incredible Hulk at Universal’s Islands of Adventure is the Negative-G Picture of the Day.
What’s your favorite coaster at IOA?
For more pictures of Universal’s Islands of Adventure take a look at this Negative-G Trip Report
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Universal Orlando Resort
When the merger happened my friends at SF were shocked to find out that Cedar Fair’s financial reporting was all in spreadsheets instead of using software. Waiting for someone to fill out a spreadsheet is no way to manage a massive corporation.
There is a lot of Kool Aid being drank.
Replying to @NegativeGcom
I never understood the ball washing of Cedar Fair over the years. They always seemed as good or shitty as Six Flags beyond the PR.
Yes but they were both incompetent in their own way.
Replying to @NegativeGcom
Cedar Fair parks have always been cleaner and better maintained than Six Flags parks
The Great Coasters designed Thunderhead at @Dollywood is the Negative-G Picture of the Day.
What’s your favorite GCI coaster?
For more pictures of Dollywood take a look at this Negative-G Trip Report.
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From what I’ve heard and seen Cedar Fair was quite a bit worse than Six Flags…they just had better PR.




















