@NeckbeardHacker

Fat guy who knows C++. Hire me to replace @HipsterHacker's code with a set of very small shell scripts.

 Third cubicle on the right.
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Joined April 2011
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Congrats, CompSci grads of 2012. Now look to your left. Look to your right. In 10 years, 2 of you will have the title "Senior PHP Developer"
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What, nobody made an (un)official logo for #ClownStrike yet? 🤡 Don't worry, Team NeckbeardHacker has you covered. Get the shirt here: teepublic.com/t-shirt/631768…
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Also in white-on-black teepublic.com/t-shirt/631771…

ClownStrike 7/19/24 (Un)official Shirt B&W by clownstrike

You survived the largest Global IT Outage in history... Now get the shirt. #ClownStrike

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#ClownStrike 🤡
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Clean Code is the sign of a project misspent.
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FRIENDSHIP ended with StackOverflow 😔 NOW ChatGPT is my BEST Friend 😎
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First U2 now this
Chris Maddern
@chrismaddern6 Apr 2023
the bitcoin whitepaper ships with every mac 🤯 open /System/Library/Image\ Capture/Devices/VirtualScanner.app/Contents/Resources/simpledoc.pdf
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send this one back to the writers' room, twitter final season is getting too far off the ranch
soul nate@MNateShyamalan31 Mar 2023
oh my god. i swear to you this is real. the algorithm source code literally has a carve out just for elon’s posts
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Remember when UML round trip code generation put us all out of work? Me neither.
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Replying to @NeckbeardHacker
That's what they call a short squeeze I guess
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And I just opened my savings account with SVB, too. I guess this means I'm not getting that free Juicero?
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bump
Neckbeard Hacker@NeckbeardHacker1 Apr 2014
"No one is irreplaceable" muttered the CEO to himself repeatedly, struggling through "Teach Yourself PHP and MySQL" at 3 AM.
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this guy gets it
Alvaro Videla - 🇺🇾🇨🇳🇨🇭🇮🇹
@old_sound16 Jan 2023
the cloud is a couple of rsync calls held together by a bunch of bash scripts
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Ummm... Only twitter blue votes counted? xitter.cf/NeckbeardHacker/status…
Neckbeard Hacker@NeckbeardHacker19 Dec 2022
Should I switch from emacs to vi? I will abide by the outcome.
74%vi
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This poll had too many options
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Should I switch from emacs to vi? I will abide by the outcome.
74%vi
26%emacs
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Should I switch from emacs to vi? I will abide by the outcome.
74%vi
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"I have a great idea for an app, I just need someone to code it for me! ☹️" - Elon fans currently giddy about "overpaid" Twitter engineers getting "fired"
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Good thing you can just "build twitter in a weekend" (side note: I get all my architecture opinions from hacker news)
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