Cat picture sommelier, especialista de memes, quebrador de 4a parede, fungidor de macacos.
Ireland
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Um dos piores problemas do ocidente hoje é a opinião combo do McDonalds.
Se eu sou de esquerda, logo apoio a palestina, logo defendo o Isla porque é anti-USA etc.
Se eu sou direita, logo sou contra 'kitgay', logo coupon as bolas do Trump, logo sou contra programas sociais.
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from infra perspective this is just insane
for starters cloud leadership at revolut should be gone
then im sure google didn’t honor whatever SLAs they had if the whole data center went down, how does this even happen? grid failure or something else?
🚨 Google lost power in London this morning and Revolut, a bank with 80 million customers, went down with it.
I've spent the morning reading what Revolut users went through. It's wild.
People stranded at petrol stations, unable to pay for fuel or a taxi to the airport.
One traveller couldn't get out of a train station in Japan.
A 71-year-old woman stood at a supermarket till for an hour. Her kid had to drive 30km to bring her cash.
Card payments, transfers, ATM withdrawals, currency exchange, share trading. All down.
Revolut's statement said "all our customers' money and data are safe."
Safe. You just can't touch it.
Google's explanation so far is a "power event" in one zone of its London cloud region. Its advice to affected customers was to move their workloads to another zone or region "if feasible."
Must be nice. Revolut customers couldn't even move £10.
In July the UK government put Google Cloud, AWS, Microsoft and Oracle under direct Bank of England oversight, because one outage at any of them could shake the entire financial system.
12 days ago the Bank of England ran a drill with the UK's 38 biggest banks and market operators. The scenario they practised was a global cloud outage.
And exactly one year ago today, AWS went down and took Lloyds and Halifax with it.
Same date. Different cloud. Lloyds was having problems again this morning.
Revolut spent five years earning a UK banking licence.
Bitcoin has been running for almost 18 years. It doesn't have a London region.
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Did Elizabeth Holmes coming after me and my sources with everything she had and threatening to sue us out of existence bias me? Yes.
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Tem um tipo específico de imigrante que:
Não respeita a cultura do país que vai morar, não respeita leis e não tem senso básico de como conviver socialmente por aqui, e eles não tão nem aí pra se adaptar. O pessoal é contra ESSE tipo de imigrante.
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Dropkicking a comic store owner because I'm withering away from hunger.
Uma delícia esses pratos lol 🥴 thejournal.ie/justeat-ai-pic…
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The funniest thing about “dark woke” guys is how they’ll instantly revert back to the weepy humanist false empathy position once a fraction of the violence they’ve been calling for is given back to them
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Selon cette militante insoumise (Lola-Fleur Whitakker) de 23 ans sa propre mère prof ne peut pas se payer la cantine de son self
Sur son compte instagram on peut voir des photos d’elle en vacances à Oman 🇴🇲 , l’île de Ré 🇫🇷,Sicile 🇮🇹 , îles grecques 🇬🇷, Malaisie 🇲🇾, Égypte 🇪🇬
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gente sendo espancada, sendo proibida de entrar no metrô, sendo chamada de coisas horríveis, pessoas desejando a morte de outras, sendo excluidas de grupos, sendo hostilizados e vocês acham mesmo que vão ficar declarando voto em 22????? a culpa é de vocês mesmo
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Quando seu dia já tá uma merda, vc decide pegar um Uber e tem que ouvir a corrida toda o CEBOLINHA indicando o trajeto no app "Em quatlocentos meltos vile a dileita"
Mlk isso não existe não
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Se fosse alguém como Ciro Gomes, Caiado, Zema, Cury... no lugar do Flávio, o lulopetismo continuaria a fazer a campanha mais suja e desonesta do mundo, comprando votos e xingando esses candidatos de "fascista, nazista, extrema- direita..." como fazia com Serra, Marina Silva, etc.
Tive UMA vez esse aviso. Quando entrei na piscina com o celular. (De propósito, já que é resistente à água) E depois que secou, nunca mais. Zero problema
No dia que a @SamsungBrasil lançar um pacote promocional pra troca do sensor de umidade nos celulares, as vendas triplicam.
Incrível a capacidade dos caras de transformem todo celular em um peso dr papel inútil por causa deste "aviso de umidade" que sempre ocorre quando não há umidade nenhuma.