Immunocompromised is the new introverted.

Jean Raspail has a little "told you so" smirk on his interred face right now.

Even more excuses for pussification.

And every single one got that "yo, why da fries ain't in da bag?" look.

I don't know, that kid looks pretty self-absorbed.

Could it have transitioned, though?

So...they're dependents. Can we claim them on our returns?

It's not possible. Study the progeny of male distance athletes and you'll see this isn't true. Axel Merckx and Stephen Roche, both elite cyclists with VO2 max in the mid to upper 80s, had sons with the same levels who became athletes. VO2 max relies on elite mitochondria.

Yes. My favorite way of removing poverty is tire necklacing.

I think libraries have strict gun control.

Okay, but what was she wearing?

So you're richer but still angry? Now I actually support the elite in what they're about to do to you.

I'm a nilla lover.

Asymptomatic autism. Similar to asymptomatic intelligence.

Didn't the great ancestors shoot him, too?

Uh, Chris Hansen?

If the world is torn apart, who's hoping?

What, no empathy for barbarians?

Until the loans get called in, anyways.

Yes. Every game show knows the answers. There is still a first and last place.

But do atheists ever come to realize God even does psyops?