Oh well. It was fun while it lasted 📉
HOT TOPIC: Biggest hack of 2026 just hit 🚨
$351.6M out of Bitget. Withdrawals frozen, trading still on, and a $464M protection fund promised to cover it all. On-chain trackers only see about $183M leaving. Nearly all of it is now ethereum:native, which nobody can freeze. Attack vector still unknown.
Who did it, how, and is your money safe? 👇
coinmarketcap.com/community/…
🚨 #Breaking - Scientists confirm we learn things as we get older 🤣
A deal means both sides agree on the agreement offered by each side. Not just one side threatening what they want and hoping the other side agrees.
Small Bitcoin miners finally have a pool that actually makes sense.
If you’re running a Bitaxe, LV08, or any small home ASIC, most pools give you almost nothing.
Parasite changes that @Parasite_wtf
✅ 1 BTC bonus to whoever finds the block
✅ The rest is split proportionally among everyone
✅ Works great with small miners
✅ No KYC, just your BTC address
Here’s how to join in under 10 minutes:
1. Go to your miner’s web interface
2. Set Stratum URL: `parasite.wtf`
3. Set Port: `42069`
4. Set User: `your-btc-address.yourworkername` (e.g. bc1q...ANYTHING)
5. Password: `anything-you-desire`
6. Save & Restart
That’s it. Your miner starts contributing immediately.
I’m currently running my LV08 on it and it’s working smoothly.
Who else is mining on Parasite? Drop your hashrate below 👇
#Bitcoin #HomeMining #Bitaxe #ParasitePool
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