ATTENTION EAGLES FANS 🚨🚨🚨 We offer the services of the ‘Carolina Reaper’ Conditions are as follows. Bryce 330yds 3 tds in a lopsided win. Jalen Carter to not sack my QB T-Mac goes for 120 J Phillips 1 sack. 1 TD from Godert in garbage time. 1 Quinyon Mitchell INT going into half (pointless but makes his stats look good) Saquan and Smitty do not re-aggravate their injuries. Should these conditions be met, we GUARANTEE the firing of one ‘Nick Sirrianni’

1@iguessyourerealOct 14

I'm blitzing if Bryce doesn't do us a solid and belts us @imspenser_6 @EelonRuined

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Joey Franchise · Oct 13, 2026 · 8:17 PM UTC

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Joey Franchise@happyjoeluckyOct 13

If you watch him on mute he always looks like he’s being questioned about a crime that he definitely committed but is trying to get out of.

Adam Mares

@Adam_MaresOct 13

David Adelman gives a ton of insight when he talks X's and O's and how he processes players, lineups, and strategic thinking. One of the best coaches in the league at explaining actual basketball concepts.

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Gen. Bryce Young · Oct 10, 2026 · 2:46 PM UTC

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Gen. Bryce Young@GenBryceYoungOct 10

Dearest mother, I have officially made my march back to Tuscaloosa. The old campus grounds were exactly as I left them, as was Saban Field at Bryant–Denny Stadium. I won my Heisman here with Bama. The grass asked about Carolina. I said we are doing splendidly. Nostalgic. — Bryce

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Rick Saratoga · Oct 8, 2026 · 7:12 PM UTC

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@toga_party_Oct 8

College Gameday on Saturday: Desmond: I’m gonna go with Indiana Bryce Young: I’ve got Nebraska with the upset Kirk: I’ll take Indiana Pat McAfee:

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juno 🇵🇸🇺🇦🌹❄️ (3-2) #MaybeEveroIsntThatBad · Oct 5, 2026 · 3:47 AM UTC

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juno 🇵🇸🇺🇦🌹❄️ (3-2) #MaybeEveroIsntThatBad@hcttogoOct 5

sorry cokeheads tonight we’re on that tetamine

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NBA Shane · Oct 1, 2026 · 5:56 AM UTC

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NBA Shane

@Shane00Oct 1

Midget gets to the paint untouched an awful lot for a supposed era that murders you if you touch the paint

HoodieScottie🔪🩸🖤@DAGOATS4X1Sep 30

Mugsy Bogues doing this at his height is crazy

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manny · Sep 28, 2026 · 7:32 PM UTC

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manny

@mannyfidelSep 28

LinkedIn final boss

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GhettoGronk · Sep 28, 2026 · 6:24 PM UTC

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@ghetto_gronkSep 28

JJ McCarthy pulling up to Isaiah Likely in the Giants locker room

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Jeff Mueller, PT, DPT · Sep 28, 2026 · 8:10 PM UTC

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Jeff Mueller, PT, DPT

@jmthriveptSep 28

Trying to get JSN from 0-3 manager

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Tre💫✨ · Sep 27, 2026 · 8:36 PM UTC

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@Tremj8_Sep 27

Bryce linsanity run over chuba hubbard still my RB1 down to my wr 6-7 WWE superstar at WR 1 OL filled with twitter users all pro LB hurt top 10 CB duo both hurt my girl going SC never going to be good this the end of my story

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Zainab · Sep 25, 2026 · 3:11 AM UTC

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Zainab@Panthers9NationSep 25

They were saying the NFC South was ass, but it’s getting spooky in here

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Rise Up Bijan · Sep 25, 2026 · 3:46 AM UTC

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Rise Up Bijan

@RiseUpReaderSep 25

Bijan Robinson on Kevin Stefanski’s halftime speech last week: “It was like Martin Luther King was in there.”

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bbg · Sep 24, 2026 · 5:34 PM UTC

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@BigBlueGoonieSep 24

Me: bro this better be indica , sativa always makes me feel like I’m Dion Dawkins prostituting himself in a dimly lit alley Plug: don’t worry bro, this is strait kush Me 17 mins later:

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