Napolean Bonaparte retweeted
when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his heart could save Dylan Raiola’s life"
Just got offered “an exciting opportunity” of 4x more work for no pay raise! Anyone have tips on how to decline without getting fired in 2-3 months?
ATTENTION EAGLES FANS 🚨🚨🚨
We offer the services of the ‘Carolina Reaper’
Conditions are as follows.
Bryce 330yds 3 tds in a lopsided win.
Jalen Carter to not sack my QB
T-Mac goes for 120
J Phillips 1 sack.
1 TD from Godert in garbage time.
1 Quinyon Mitchell INT going into half (pointless but makes his stats look good)
Saquan and Smitty do not re-aggravate their injuries.
Should these conditions be met, we GUARANTEE the firing of one ‘Nick Sirrianni’
I'm blitzing if Bryce doesn't do us a solid and belts us @imspenser_6 @EelonRuined
Napolean Bonaparte retweeted
If you watch him on mute he always looks like he’s being questioned about a crime that he definitely committed but is trying to get out of.
Sometimes u gotta leave ur phone on DND for a few months cause if they really need to contact u they will
Napolean Bonaparte retweeted
Dearest mother,
I have officially made my march back to Tuscaloosa. The old campus grounds were exactly as I left them, as was Saban Field at Bryant–Denny Stadium. I won my Heisman here with Bama. The grass asked about Carolina. I said we are doing splendidly. Nostalgic.
— Bryce
Napolean Bonaparte retweeted
College Gameday on Saturday:
Desmond: I’m gonna go with Indiana
Bryce Young: I’ve got Nebraska with the upset
Kirk: I’ll take Indiana
Pat McAfee:
Mfers just asked me if I watched the game last night 🤣🤣🤣🤣 if you watch baseball on TV you are running from your thoughts I’m sorry
I think if you spent more time trying to score instead of dabbing it might lead to more points #justsayin I say this as a lions fan
"We had 26 points, I feel like we can score more points than that with the guys that we have."
@amonra_stbrown reflects on the Lions 32-26 loss to the Panthers this past week 🗣️
I stg 😂😂 he’s leading the league in passing yards while being pressured the most and no one is talking about. Thank you Gavin Nutsack for bringing attention to this matter
Headed into bye week off a SNF win
Qb1 playing elite
Rb1 beat washed allegations
Tetamine in my nostrils
Coker almost back
Nothing can bring me down
Tucker kraft giving the fans something to boo about. #bitchmade











