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My tweets do not reflect how my mother raised me

In my feelings
Joined January 2016
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*Viewer Discretion Advised* Saffron & Rose Sourdough Cinnamon Rolls w/ Cardamom & Vanilla Glaze
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90% of posts on this website can simply be responded to with "i don't think you should talk about women like that"
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Halloween is for spending all night with friends and forgetting we’re middle aged and up way past our bedtimes
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Almost every tweet I see from Nigeria makes me hate those european devils more and more
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Replying to @DianneAbel20
I’m wondering if the dislike for radio broadcast games is connected to declining literacy
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Depends on where I’m at with my macros for the day
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Businesses can legally serve alcohol to the parent of an accompanying 18-20 year old who can then provide it to their child. However, businesses can choose to not follow this, and require all patrons to be 21+.
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AKA is way too advanced for a beginner. Gonna have that boy’s peoples doing wellness checks.
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Replying to @BaseballWRLD_
He just wants to get the fuck out of Arlington, Tx 😂
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“Based on what I’ve seen, I wonder if……..”
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The way my dad drives I’m genuinely shocked he’s alive
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Replying to @dwitphor
Short answer… because of Thomas Jefferson
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Replying to @_silkyyy
I’ve been off schedule the last 3 weeks. I had JUST got the washboard showing with my abs. Already gone now
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The french only think their food is so superior because they’re comparing it to british food
Les américains essayent vraiment de nous roast sur la bouffe ???
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There’s a glaring point I want to make about this baseball vs cricket discourse, but it would require giving a bit of credit to the british. Which is something I absolutely refuse to do.
Average cricketer trying to field an Oneil Cruz barrel
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Mao Zedong
Name a superhero without “man” in their name
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My guy, independent league is where guys go when they’re not good enough to get drafted out of college.
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I would like to see the over/under on how many trumpers off themselves when that orange fuck dies
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Replying to @kj_paul
I was running late for a flight once, and made it in 36 minutes. That being said, I agree with you. 😭
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There are over 20 ways to make an out in baseball
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