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Saffron & Rose Sourdough Cinnamon Rolls w/ Cardamom & Vanilla Glaze
Halloween is for spending all night with friends and forgetting we’re middle aged and up way past our bedtimes
There’s a glaring point I want to make about this baseball vs cricket discourse, but it would require giving a bit of credit to the british. Which is something I absolutely refuse to do.
I would like to see the over/under on how many trumpers off themselves when that orange fuck dies
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u can see the decline in literacy through this
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade:
2026: Maxxing
2025: 67
2024: Demure
2023: Hallucinate
2022: Woman
2021: Allyship
2020: Pandemic
2019: Existential
2018: Misinformation
2017: Complicit
2016: Xenophobia
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the spirit of Steph Curry only appears when they’re about to build an affordable housing development near you 🌚😂
I’m confused by the confusion about this
There’s at least 3 ways this can be easily done
2 if she’s 30+ and doesn’t stretch or workout





















