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My tweets do not reflect how my mother raised me

In my feelings
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Halloween is for spending all night with friends and forgetting we’re middle aged and up way past our bedtimes
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Almost every tweet I see from Nigeria makes me hate those european devils more and more
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Depends on where I’m at with my macros for the day
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The way my dad drives I’m genuinely shocked he’s alive
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The french only think their food is so superior because they’re comparing it to british food
Les américains essayent vraiment de nous roast sur la bouffe ???
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There’s a glaring point I want to make about this baseball vs cricket discourse, but it would require giving a bit of credit to the british. Which is something I absolutely refuse to do.
Average cricketer trying to field an Oneil Cruz barrel
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Mao Zedong
Name a superhero without “man” in their name
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I would like to see the over/under on how many trumpers off themselves when that orange fuck dies
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Like 70% of mulatto women are named Raven or Tiffany…. What’s that about?
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u can see the decline in literacy through this
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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the spirit of Steph Curry only appears when they’re about to build an affordable housing development near you 🌚😂
Steph Curry was in my dream last night….what that mean?
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I’m confused by the confusion about this There’s at least 3 ways this can be easily done 2 if she’s 30+ and doesn’t stretch or workout
Dawg , I was riding dck while getting my toes sucked 🥹
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Eye contact
Dis-moi une chose qui est extrêmement peu hygiénique pendant le sexe, mais que tout le monde fait quand même parce que c'est excitant ?
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How does abolishing ICE benefit Black Americans?
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Short answer: Richard Nixon
Why hasn’t the Black elite class advocated to form a Black political party?
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Kind of looks like Freddie Gibbs
A few weeks ago someone reached out for a Jesus piece. I gave them a price and I guess they thought I was too expensive. Then they post this 😂😂😂😂😂
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The 2 extra ones they received in the 40s wasn’t enough
就是一万个太阳,也无法照亮日本人的阴暗
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Starting to believe those articles that younger people are having way less sex
Why do bitches gotta tell the world it’s their kid free weekend? 😭😭😭😭
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James Baldwin:
Being a black dude is like being constantly gaslit from all sides and just having to take it on the chin cuz the shit I be seeing is just bonkers
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4 dates a month isn’t unreasonable. However, if we’re on month 2 and I’m the only one who’s planned any of the dates, you’ll be trying to figure out why your text bubble turned green.
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