@NUFCcook

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Got a revolutionary idea that could completely change our fortunes this season - why don’t we actually try and score some goals
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I take it back
Cook@NUFCcookOct 12
Ridiculously glad that club football is back Lot of results went our way at the weekend, need to be capitalising on that tonight
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Ridiculously glad that club football is back Lot of results went our way at the weekend, need to be capitalising on that tonight
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Elliot Anderson I beg you never extend your contract Come home mate
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2 or 3 bursts of “you cheating bastards, you know what you are” throughout the game and shouting “cheats” at a handful of passes in stoppage time when you’re already 3-0 down after weeks of shouts it would be an aggressive atmosphere lol
Cook@NUFCcookOct 11
Anfield true to form with a quick boo then total silence after YNWA
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Anfield true to form with a quick boo then total silence after YNWA
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Really hope Man City batter the fuck out of Liverpool here
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Daniel Sturridge desperately fighting his case for being the biggest victim of the Man City stuff Painful to listen to
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Give De Zerbi another £400m to spend I reckon
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Quite funny thinking Tonali will be strolling about Harrods tomorrow with not a care in the world
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Bruno with the worst knee slide in the history of the sport there
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5 years since we lost the big fella, gone but never forgotten. The memories will stay with us forever🖤🤍 #SportsDirect🔵⚪️
Boooooooooooooooooo

ALT Boooooooooooooooooo

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All their best players get transferred to Newcastle on a free and they cover 90% of the wages
Newcastle Fans TV
@NewcastleFansTVOct 7
What punishment should manchester city recieve?!? Have your say!
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Hahaha that is rotten We’ve purposefully chosen to slightly tweak our crest into looking like a dodgy fake
The Magpie Channel@MagpieChannel_Oct 3
First look at the new #nufc crest merchandise
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The fairest possible solution would be to send Anderson back to Newcastle on a free And deduct 10 points from Everton
Keith Burge@carryonkeithSep 30
So Newcastle had to sell Elliot Anderson for £35 million to comply with financial regulations but (via Nottingham Forest) Man City were allowed to spend up to £130 million to buy him in spite of being in breach of financial regulations (according to the independent panel). Hmm.
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A really solid example of how homeschooled and clueless of the real world Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher are - the latest stick to football episode, released this week, they discuss pistachio and dubai chocolate as brand new, newly discovered things
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I don’t think I’ve ever cared less about an international break than I do this one
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If you catch Matthias Jaissle without a can of KNOX it’s because he’s just chinned one and he’s on his way to get another
Dominic Scurr@DomScurrOct 1
🤝Great to spend time with Matthias Jaissle at the NUFC training ground this week. 🗣️Very open, engaging and honest discussions about his life experiences that have made him the man and the manager he is today. 🗞️Full story via @shieldsgazette 👇 shieldsgazette.com/sport/foo…
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So just a shitty pointy touch up of the current crest then Could be a lot worse, but it’s pretty shite
Newcastle United
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Every crest has a story. Ours is forged by our city’s history, fuelled by our ambition, and drives us into our future. We are proud to introduce the new club crest chosen by our supporters to represent Newcastle United. The new crest will be used from today and will be put in place progressively across physical signage and digital and broadcast platforms over the coming months. It will be in place on our kits for the 2027/28 season.
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A penny for the thoughts of players that signed for City recently and were probably told that the club was gonna be fine Funny
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