Cosmopolitan liberal. Eccedentesiast. Son, brother, uncle, husband and dad. I like things. Always wished I could punch like Mike Tyson.Luselud’uhambo lwami 🙏🏾

Lausanne, Switzerland
Joined January 2012
How old do you think your teacher is? 😭🤣🤣
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You call me an African like it’s offensive 😂🕊️
Replying to @PortiaMoemedi
She’s not insecure about her chin you dumb African
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Probably the best Google Review I've seen
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Referee counted Manchester United players to see whether they’re 11😭😭😭😭 coz he also couldn’t believe it
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Cesc Fabregas: "I told them [Como players] to slow down at 4-0!" [@BeanymanSports]
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Uncle Nige retweeted
People will watch Arsenal engage in this chaos with Europe’s elite, then watch them come up against a stubborn mid-table side fighting for a point and conclude it is in fact Arsenal who are diluting the entertainment. Shamelessly ignorant
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Drake!
ONE rapper has to go. Who are you removing?
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“We believe the struggle in South Africa is an African Struggle” Prime Minister Mugabe That time Mashaba was busy with Hair Products
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Psalm 117
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Leeds walked so that City could run 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Remember when Serie A relegated their biggest club, Juventus? The league fell off so badly that nobody watches it again. Even when Juventus returned, the league has continued struggling till today. That's the same thing that will happen if they relegate City. They need to look at the bigger picture before destroying the very league they're trying to protect.
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JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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Uncle Nige retweeted
I found out only now that Moses Mabhida was based in Mozambique and deeply tied to the regional liberation movement, Mozambican President Samora Machel honored Moses Mabhida with a state funeral 💟
President Samora Machel and First Lady Graça Machel exchanging pleasantries with Oliver Tambo at Moses Mabhida's funeral in Maputo in March 1986. Machel was a great ally of the liberation movement. 7 months later that year he was gone. 📸: ANC Archives
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Uncle Nige retweeted
That’s what we do at work moos
Can we normalize hanging out without drinking 🙁
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Eh. Now this is interesting. Hate-based violence targeting religions in South Africa is extremely low. Bhuddists are certainly not even part of the topic. There's something sinister happening in this country. And there's a foreign intelligence operation behind it.
The UK condemns the recent arson attack targeting the representatives of the Dalai Lama in South Africa. Violence and intimidation are unacceptable. We stand with South Africa in upholding freedom of religion or belief for all. #UKwithSA
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Uncle Nige retweeted
I hear Barbara is wanted for Murder
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Sick of this shit !!!!! Everyday we are asked nonsensical questions thixo
Elon, turn off the blue tick payment program 😭😭😭 I’m so tired.
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Uncle Nige retweeted
Never forget this
🚨🇫🇮 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Teemu Pukki (36) is RETIRING from football. 👋 He is Finland's all-time top goalscorer with 43 goals. Overall, Pukki has 809 appearances, 292 goals and 115 assists in his career. Pukki has 4 final games left to play with HJK. 🥲💙
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PSG fans at the game tonight
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Uncle Nige retweeted
Tell them Hermy. You only mourn and celebrate Europeans. Africans must go jump
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