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Joined January 2009
I will never forgive ZANU PF for their crimes. When you think about the number of people whose futures have been stolen by those kleptomaniacs & their horrible governance? It’s infuriating.
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One thing I’ll do is push the Angel Reese agenda. LFG!!!!!
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Dennison with a Black baddie. IKDR!!!!!!
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People are easier to govern when their suffering is framed as a personal failure rather than a systemic problem.
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how it feels talking to someone who can't see beyond their perspective
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Honestly AI could never.
I don’t want books written by AI, I want books written by alcoholic Russian novelists on the brink of a mental collapse from depression, that’s how God wanted it.
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Worked hard for that goal.
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The algorithm has been particularly terrible in the past week. Elon needs to stop whatever he is doing.
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When it comes to amadoda, close your ears and open your eyes 🙏🏾
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I can barely breathe watching this 🙊
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I’d call a timeout 🙈
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A dazzle of Zebras!
A mischief of mice, a flamboyance of flamingos, a waddle of penguins (or a ‘raft’ if they are in water). What is your favourite collective noun? Feel free to suggest new ones!
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Guys, the general is really backing himself. Will it end in tears or what? I’m very curious to see what happens in that party.
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OMG!!!!! The latest episode of Mobland 🔥 🔥 🔥
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When I was drunk at this wedding, I felt I didn’t to wear a jacket outdoors. Now I sound like snap, crackle and pop when I breathe 😭😂
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This!!!!
Why are ppl even engaging this stupid debate about the distinction between lawyer and attorney? Everyone knows this nuance is, *at best* dated and arcane. We all know good and damned well that WE ALL use the words interchangeably. Zacharia went on all those shows and announced
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Bells is never alone for a reason 😂😂😂 He always needs a fall guy.
#UPDATE The National Prosecuting Authority has withdrawn charges of possession of dangerous drugs against Bellarmine Chatunga Mugabe before plea. His lawyer, Simbarashe Mukwekwezeka, said Mugabe was driving a vehicle without number plates when he picked up his friend, Max Mugaba, on his way to a barbershop. “Unbeknown to him, his friend allegedly had 72 grammes of mbanje in his bag. They were stopped by police officers who noticed the unregistered vehicle which they were driving. “Their vehicle was searched, resulting in the alleged discovery of the drugs,” the lawyer said. Prosecutors are proceeding with their case against Mugaba.
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Can’t get a dev to do shit these days. Everyone is patching vulnerabilities 24/7 🙄
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Not her strutting around 😂😂😂 I forgot about her and that situation.
Carlee Russell appeared in court today for a check-in on restitution in her kidnapping hoax case. Her attorney says she hasn’t missed any of her $100 payments wbrc.com/video/2026/10/15/ca…
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