https://xitter.cf/t.co/1Mhxfh3xNb — Philly (Cedar Park) — he/him💡

Philadelphia, PA
Joined May 2009
Morning coffee hits different when there's already some natural light 😎
Inside again watching us almost blow a 22-0 lead against the Jags. The sun is dead, go birds.
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hands down the greatest tweet of all time
“The Eagles don’t respect our Commander In Chief” you’re just realizing this now? not after they dropped 55 and 40 on their heads?
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Cleaning out the waste and fraud on my hard drive. LMAO what is System32? It was created on December 31st 1969? Before computers were invented? Nice try Bill Gates, time to save myself 700 kb.
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Kevin McCormick retweeted
As I have advanced in my career, what I used to think was important in my 20s no longer aligns with what truly matters. During my time in academia, I valued technical skill and papers. But it’s increasingly clear that being a ‘synthesizer’ of knowledge across many people is much more valuable.
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Guys, we are so back! It looks like The Onion has funding again, and this new election clip is better than ever.
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Musk and Trump have been claiming for a week that there is "election interference" and "voter suppression" in Bucks County, PA -- where I grew up. So I sat down with the chair of the Bucks County Republican Committee to find out what happened. Her perspective may surprise you.
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Inside again watching us almost blow a 22-0 lead against the Jags. The sun is dead, go birds.
Was inside away from all windows as the sun set "early" last night watching the Eagles beat Dallas, so felt no gloom at all (only moderate to severe stress) and woke up this morning to an earlier sunrise and a 2.5 game division lead 😎 What a time to be alive. Go birds.
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We'd all know it already if he had done the right thing and screamed "mmmBOP!" straight into the camera
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We did this in college to our B team at sectionals and stalled them out before they even got to the disc. My only regret is not trying it a second time.
Onsides pull from machine is so funny. Dig clearly didn’t realize and you can hear their coach yelling at them that it’s a pull
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"a street is just a really long parking lot" - @criticalurban, probably
Replying to @IngaSaffron
What happens on other streets with a single traffic lane is that cars stop and block the street. That's what my neighbors and I do. If people can't stop in front of their businesses and stores for pickup and deliveries the streets fail to fullfil their most basic function.
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Happy 6th anniversary @lyndsey_pie! This most recent year was full of loss, hardship, and stress, but we are stronger for it. Just five months after you tore your Achilles, we were climbing pyramids in the jungles of Mexico. Looking forward to whatever is in store for us next. ❤️
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"Don't get me wrong, he's nice enough, he's just literally the worst player in the world." #OverheardAtWildwood
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Kevin McCormick retweeted
we're all going to start working on this TODAY. not just in politics but everywhere, including in our own sport. like two tweets down you can see that I refer to her as Kamala 😵‍💫
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Sharing this for no particular reason
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Attention📢 We'll be at #UPenn tomorrow covering the college campus protests, trying to get a sense of what it's like at the student encampments. If you are a Penn student or a protester (or both) who wants to chat, feel free to DM us.
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National Anthem by @lyndsey_pie literally knocked Embiid out of his shoes
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This is not a metaphor. They lined up for tip off and then all of a sudden he's sitting at the scorer's table changing his shoes.
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Kevin McCormick retweeted
excited to see “frisbee” in connections til I solved the category
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⚡️Go @Philly_Surge⚡️
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Things I take credit for popularizing: -Skiing (the multiplayer elimination version of Rock, Paper, Scissors) -Three-row team pictures -"TEN MORE SONGS" chants -Calling "Magic" to tell the dump to gtfo (ok this one might not be popular but it is damn effective)
What's your contribution to society?
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