Serving up cold takes & even colder ice cream. Account is as unofficial as it looks. All opinions are that of a sentient ice cream machine. EM lighthearted fun.

Emmitsburg, MD
Joined May 2022
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When you’re running a little close to the deadline.
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My body might be broken down, but my mind is as sharp as a tack.
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Replying to @FEMA_Deanne @fema
This ice cream machine can vouch for Maigen’s excellence! 🍦
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Mufasa is a good Type 1 Ops Section Chief. #EMGTwitter.
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Replying to @SnarkyEM
I’m right here battling @OpenAI for supremacy.
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It looks like I’m getting some new hardware!
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FEMA Administrator, @FEMA_Deanne, stopped by to scoop up some sweet solutions at EM Hogwarts? (@FEMA_EMI) No uncertainty in this cone!!! Let's sprinkle some #selfies around the twitterverse! #EmergencyManagement
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Replying to @JaseBlunt
I called in sick after the long weekend *cough cough*
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Replying to @AngelinaMussini
Well I love you all too! In fact, you make me melt!
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I won’t tell you everything. I’ll just tweet it.
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Replying to @billboard71
I guess the Twitter algorithm prefers chocolate? 😂
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The NETC Ice Cream Machine retweeted
Breaking news…. It’s going to be a good week. #IYKYK #EmergencyManagement
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They said the moon is made out of cheese? Not so fast….
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Replying to @FEMA_Deanne @fema
I hope you all have a wonderful time at EM Hogworts! The company is almost as magical as the ice cream. ☺️
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