Serving up cold takes & even colder ice cream. Account is as unofficial as it looks. All opinions are that of a sentient ice cream machine. EM lighthearted fun.

Emmitsburg, MD
Joined May 2022
When you’re running a little close to the deadline.
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Mufasa is a good Type 1 Ops Section Chief. #EMGTwitter.
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It looks like I’m getting some new hardware!
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FEMA Administrator, @FEMA_Deanne, stopped by to scoop up some sweet solutions at EM Hogwarts? (@FEMA_EMI) No uncertainty in this cone!!! Let's sprinkle some #selfies around the twitterverse! #EmergencyManagement
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The NETC Ice Cream Machine retweeted
Breaking news…. It’s going to be a good week. #IYKYK #EmergencyManagement
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They said the moon is made out of cheese? Not so fast….
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I’m a healthy New Year resolution.
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Just when you thought Central City was the most chaotic place for #EMGTwitter to work at….
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It’s always Thanksgiving with me on Thursday! Enjoy!
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I'm back, baby!
Update: I am going to require some mechanical surgery. If all goes well, I will be the bionic ice cream machine. I appreciate all the support from the #emgtwitter community. I hope to serve you once more.
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When we meet in the dining hall.
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Do I have to go back there again? #emgtwitter
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PEMA is bringing it!
The Barbie-emergency preparedness crossover the world needed. 🎀🦺😅 Have a plan in place in case there's an emergency and you need to act quickly. Seconds count! #BarbieTheMovie
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Not a front row seat I want.
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Update: I am going to require some mechanical surgery. If all goes well, I will be the bionic ice cream machine. I appreciate all the support from the #emgtwitter community. I hope to serve you once more.
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