Bacon is my love language. Intelligence is an aphrodisiac. I have good intentions often followed by bad ideas. I’m not my age…I’m my energy.

United States
Joined September 2022
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I’m sorry …. 1200??????
1,200 sexual assault cases were filed at Cornell from 2018 to 2024. Most of those found responsible received minor sanctions that allowed them to remain on campus, such as probation or training. Only 7 ended in expulsion or dismissal. usatoday.com/story/news/nati…
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Yeah, they only shoot up schools, rape children and murder their families.
You never see Christians hijacking a plane and yelling "Praise Jesus" as they try to kill everyone on board.
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rape an unconcious woman behind a dumpster? you have a bright future. gang rape a woman with your teammates? you'll still get drafted to the NHL. drug & rape a student with your frat bros? just write an essay. say 'free palestine'? expelled & charged with acts of terrorism.
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Happy #9to5day ✨
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If you’re struggling with suicidal thoughts you can text or call 988 in the U.S. for immediate support. Sometimes help getting through the next hour is the next right step.
For so much of my life I had the reflexive thought “I want to die” when I was really struggling or pain became perceptually intolerable (it was tolerable, as evidenced by I am still here). Now I have the thought “I want to go home”. One says I want the pain to end by any means necessary. The other says I believe I can survive this with respite and support (even if I’m not always clear of where or what home is, if not just myself). I ask sometimes what it looks like to heal from an assault or chronic injustice that I can’t make stop. This. I think this is part of what healing while surviving the awful thing looks like. Anyways, today, I want to go home. And I will be okay.
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Dolly parton ❤️
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I will always love Dolly ❤️
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🚨Teacher list submissions are now closed! Everybody else:  We made a dent today.. but we’re not done yet. We received 7,073 classroom wish lists and there are still plenty waiting to be cleared.  Every year, I try to clear as many lists as I can, but I figured we could do a whole lot more if we tackled it together. Head to magno.li/clearlists pick a list, grab an item (or a few!), and let's see what kind of #ClearTheList miracle we can pull off. Let's do some good today.
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Surprise! I am starting #JohnClearMyList 5 days early! PLUS I’ll be clearing lists until most schools bells are ringing on September 1st. The first two winners will be announced TOMORROW! So, check out how you can enter because I want to clear your list!
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A new outbreak of cyclospora that has not been linked to the previously recalled lettuce is now under investigation by the FDA. thehill.com/policy/healthcar…
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A quick reminder, a new school year is approaching soon. To alleviate teachers anxiety and posting fatigue, please consider helping if you’re able or repost wishlists of so many these great teachers
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So much left on my classroom wishlist and so little time. If you’re able to help knock off just one or two items, it would mean the world to me—and even more to my students. Every little bit helps! #CleartheList #teacher amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1T…
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This stuff needs to be fixed pronto. @X @nikitabier @elonmusk Security research is not a violation, there's a reason this place is heavily used and has been heavily used for the security industry to promote defense and offense. If X continues to ban legitimate security professionals, researchers, I'm out of this place for sure.
Replying to @X
@X @nikitabier @elonmusk I am once again asking you to review your policies and procedures around offensive security research.
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Seeing a lot of cybersecurity researchers getting their accounts suspended. Twitter/X has always been a safe haven for us to share both offense and defense to make the world a safer place. I hope this is by error and not a trend to silence legitimate people doing great work.
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Elmo just wants to set the record straight... ❤️❤️ GO TEAM USA! ⚽
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championship winner!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorJun 14
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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NBA
@NBAJun 14
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
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It seems there is an entirely different set of rules for Republicans and Democrats.
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Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpJun 3
New statement from Scott Pelley: “Last month, 60 Minutes lost its DNA when our entire senior leadership and two of our best on-air correspondents were cruelly fired without cause. Good people were silenced because they stood up for our audience. They stood for fairness against the forces of political bias; they stood for professionalism against chaos.   For my part, new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them. Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done. Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.   At 60 Minutes, we have fought harder than anyone knows to save the program that became an American icon. We owed that to our millions of viewers. I am deeply moved by the thousands of wishes we have received to “keep up the good fight.” Most of the men and women of CBS News are still in that fight. But now the collapse of values at the top has become untenable. The leadership of 60 Minutes is no longer recognizable. The principles I hold dear are gone, and so I must leave as well.”
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpJun 3
BREAKING: CBS News has fired longtime 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley
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