Bacon is my love language. Intelligence is an aphrodisiac. I have good intentions often followed by bad ideas. I’m not my age…I’m my energy.

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Joined September 2022
At this point I have to believe that @AHS_Warranty is a fraud and scam. My next steps will be legal action.
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I’m sorry …. 1200??????
1,200 sexual assault cases were filed at Cornell from 2018 to 2024. Most of those found responsible received minor sanctions that allowed them to remain on campus, such as probation or training. Only 7 ended in expulsion or dismissal. usatoday.com/story/news/nati…
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Yeah, they only shoot up schools, rape children and murder their families.
You never see Christians hijacking a plane and yelling "Praise Jesus" as they try to kill everyone on board.
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rape an unconcious woman behind a dumpster? you have a bright future. gang rape a woman with your teammates? you'll still get drafted to the NHL. drug & rape a student with your frat bros? just write an essay. say 'free palestine'? expelled & charged with acts of terrorism.
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Happy #9to5day ✨
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If you’re struggling with suicidal thoughts you can text or call 988 in the U.S. for immediate support. Sometimes help getting through the next hour is the next right step.
For so much of my life I had the reflexive thought “I want to die” when I was really struggling or pain became perceptually intolerable (it was tolerable, as evidenced by I am still here). Now I have the thought “I want to go home”. One says I want the pain to end by any means necessary. The other says I believe I can survive this with respite and support (even if I’m not always clear of where or what home is, if not just myself). I ask sometimes what it looks like to heal from an assault or chronic injustice that I can’t make stop. This. I think this is part of what healing while surviving the awful thing looks like. Anyways, today, I want to go home. And I will be okay.
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And this is why racists are some of the dumbest people in the world. The story clearly stated Prince George County Maryland. This stupid motherfucker looked up Prince George County, Virginia. Twitter never fails to put dumbasses on your TL.
Replying to @WORLDSTAR
Just looked this place up. All within 24 hours there were several unrelated shootings. Upon further inspection it shows they have a serious budget problems along with school bus challenges, commercial development issues and consistent crime. What are we doing here ya'll?
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Dolly parton ❤️
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I will always love Dolly ❤️
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When a person is diagnosed with brain cancer a professional caretaker should automatically be part of their treatment plan. Don’t leave it to them decide later, when their cognition is severely impaired but can’t be declared mentally incompetent.
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🚨Teacher list submissions are now closed! Everybody else:  We made a dent today.. but we’re not done yet. We received 7,073 classroom wish lists and there are still plenty waiting to be cleared.  Every year, I try to clear as many lists as I can, but I figured we could do a whole lot more if we tackled it together. Head to magno.li/clearlists pick a list, grab an item (or a few!), and let's see what kind of #ClearTheList miracle we can pull off. Let's do some good today.
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Has anyone heard from @nomoretired2023 since the earthquake?
Sitting looking out from my traditional tatami room at this bay. #Japan
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Where are all the #Creatives at on Twitter? My other social media algorithm is filled with writers, dancers, singers, painters/sculptors.
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Now that mosquitoes have reached the size of a hummingbird can we reclassify them as birds of prey? I swear the bug sprays and repellents are just growth hormones for them.
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Surprise! I am starting #JohnClearMyList 5 days early! PLUS I’ll be clearing lists until most schools bells are ringing on September 1st. The first two winners will be announced TOMORROW! So, check out how you can enter because I want to clear your list!
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A new outbreak of cyclospora that has not been linked to the previously recalled lettuce is now under investigation by the FDA. thehill.com/policy/healthcar…
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I didn’t watch any World Cup games, but even I know who this guy is. He has transcended the sport. I can’t tell you his stats, I just know he’s a helluva guy.
Thanks everyone for the love😂❤️ Life has changed forever! And I love it! Peace out
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A quick reminder, a new school year is approaching soon. To alleviate teachers anxiety and posting fatigue, please consider helping if you’re able or repost wishlists of so many these great teachers
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Meanwhile, I’m letting my friends keep their vehicle at my house so I can take them to the airport to avoid parking fees.
I’m not gonna lie. Ppl that wanna get picked up from the airport really are annoying 😭 please call yourself a car my dear idk
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I originally posted that this account @toparaji had not thanked me for a #clearthelist donation. I was wrong. She had in fact thanked me, but the reply and notification never appeared for me. I wanted to clear up any confusion.
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