Geek dad. Husband. Godmother. Gardener. Situational humorist. Law content pro. He/him. Opinions and snark are my own.

Outside Chicago
Joined August 2011
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It just hit me that The American in Chess is named Freddie Trumper.
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What a difference two years makes.
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Adam Music retweeted
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Using some things we had at home and lying around the office (like a pizza scoop for a tail), we have made Todd the Unhinged Pumpkin for our office contest.
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Two team members came in dressed identically, so ...
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I'm like, what outfit?
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Now available on four records, three cassettes, or two CDs.
She also sent the photo to her best friend. And my mother.
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@J_Dot_J Tired: Don't speak ill of the dead. Wired: Subtweet them.
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Headline: 49ers Eberflustered? #SFvsCHI
How do you know when the honeymoon is over? When the bride leaves a Southwest flight in zip ties. A story from my parents' return from Aruba. 1/
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How are airlines so bad about taking care of wheelchairs?
I got off a plane to find my independence stripped from me. This cannot continue happening to disabled people. This #wheelchair is my mobility. My entire life is powered by this wheelchair. Another flight, another broken wheelchair damaged by #airlines.
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The ABA's Parenthood and Child Caregiver Study is examining the impact of the motherhood penalty and caregiver bias. Responses are being taken from member and non-member lawyers. The deadline to get your response in is Sept. 28. @LadyLawyerDiary @ABAWomen americanbar.qualtrics.com/jf…
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The thing that's killing the legal profession is its reliance on horse-able hours.
Trump tried to pay lawyer, who he owed $2 million, with horse trib.al/HEPCE83
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I feel like several of the "present" countries have just been kinda waiting.
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#LawTwitter, esp profs and students, I’ll be hiring 1-2 law clerks/interns/whoever for the spring semester to help with legal research into #mentalhealth law & policy. And I mean HIRE i.e. pay. Not as much as summer big law $, but damn good for a nonprofit. DM me for details. – at Phoenix, AZ
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Authentically objective and impartial Con Law profs have a Special Master's degree.
Law students sometimes feel anxiety about speaking up in Con Law because the issues can be politically sensitive. However, they should rest assured that law schools carefully vet the professors teaching these classes to ensure they are objective and evenhanded.
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