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@MummyJeffs

If you want the rainbow you got to put up with the rain.

 London, England
Joined September 2010
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Jose@Jose9049186416h
It's unreal that a lazy retard like me is in charge of the rest of my life
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ADHD Memes
@ADHDForReal10h
Has anyone else been in the “I just have to get through this week” phase for about ten years now?
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If this is you....hold your fucking head in shame. You are not one of us, you don't represent us. Don't ever come back to the CBS. I don't care what age he is - you don't go showing that picture to Sunderland fans, or any fans. Fuck off
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Washingtons ghost
@washghost1Oct 27
Some people want to be rich for status. I want to be rich so I can disappear and never have to deal with people again
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Fernando.
@ContaFer_1Oct 17
Hay un lujo del que nadie habla, y es tener vecinos silenciosos que no molestan para nada.
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femiiiiii.@femiiisznOct 8
do i love sleeping? yes. do i stay up late for no reason? yes. do i regret it in the morning? absolutely. will i do it again? definitely.
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Big Tee@societyhatesteeOct 7
there is a dangerous little window after I complete a task where i could either become unstoppable or look at my phone.
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victoria (@wuraa_olaaa) profile picture
victoria
@wuraa_olaaaOct 6
me calling someone back and hoping they don't answer so i can use it as evidence that I tried
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Lil. S@sergiohernndzOct 5
Soy de los que le sonríe al perrito e ignora al humano que lo esta paseando.
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‏ًً@inpoesieOct 4
Hay personas que lograron superar sus peores momentos gracias a un perro que insistía en salir a pasear o a un gato que nunca dejó de acostarse a su lado. No son mascotas, son familia, y no pienso discutirlo.
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Introvert Problems
@IntrovertProbssOct 5
I mean this from the bottom of my heart…if it's textable…do not call me
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kiesha
@kiesha9iOct 5
Every pet parent has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator
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CryinginHD
@anonymous_bbgKEOct 2
I've tasted unemployment. I have tasted 9-5. I recommend being born in a wealthy family.
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mac✨@espressobronzeSep 30
lucy fucking bronze man. right back, center back, right center back. it doesn’t matter, she’s gonna make that position hers and show us exactly why tf she’s still starting despite her age and pace
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Lisa
@lisathebeauty1Sep 27
One thing about me, I’m muting a group chat almost immediately.
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WSL Analytics
@WSLAnalyticsSep 27
Lucy Bronze was immense as Chelsea completely shut out Arsenal in a 1–0 victory. She finished with match-highs for: ▫️ Touches: 107 ▫️ Tackles: 6 ▫️ Clearances: 9 ▫️ Duels won: 10 She also completed 58 of her 67 passes — the second-highest total in the match. Arsenal attempted 18 shots, but only two were on target, with an xGOT of just 0.06. A commanding performance at the heart of Chelsea’s defence. #LucyBronze #CFCW #BarclaysWSL #WomensFootball
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Rose@rosems_Sep 27
I need to shoutout Lucy bronze, she's been great the whole season so far and today as well.
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Giɴ
@Demeter_EriniaSep 24
Confession time… Have you ever pretended not to see someone you know just to avoid the small talk?
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Ry’en@reallyryenSep 22
I don’t like people who don’t understand that some days you simply do NOT have the capacity for human interaction
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Ian Jowett@Ian_JowettSep 14
😂💪😂
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