So I still have no idea what Dune is about. Never even seen a full trailer. All I know is sand and Zandaya.

I would’ve enjoyed being one of the background vocal girls in Cardi B’s tiny desk.

I’m very sad about the strong resurgence of capris. Such a silly length of pants. Reminds me of braces and middle school lunch in 2007.

I like buying those luxury fragrance sample packs with like 30 minis. Sometimes I just need to wear the fragrances like 3x then I’m over it. Sometimes I need to smell it on my body chemistry for a day. Sometimes I discover something I love that I wouldn’t have tried on my own.

Just googled myself and was surprised by the level of detail in the AI summary. I don’t like that

Just saw a trailer for the new season greys anatomy and in addition to being surprised yet again as to how that show is still going on, apparently Miranda is going back to school for her MPH. Gotta be >20 years into practice. Very “black women love a new degree” of her

Surprised Jhené didn’t put calm and patient on the album. One of my favorite songs from her.

No I’m a woman of efficiency so I wanna get out of there as quickly as possible. If they could also thread my brows and do my Brazilian while they’re at it I’d be fine

How to honeymoon: so a few days relaxing on a Mexico resort immediately after the wedding THEN the 2-week adventure vacation on the other side of the world a couple months later was the best decision. Couldn’t be happier with doing it this way.

I learned a long time ago that I needed to stay out of the SAHM conversations. I have no contributions that the target audience wants to hear.

Maybe I’m an old lady but my preference is gin. Gin is the true optimal base for cocktails. French 75. Any variation thereof. Any craft gin cocktail is always a hit.

I love fragrances with a lil strawberry note. Burberry Her. Miu Miu Miutine. They always smell so good on me.

We did a honeymoon but we’ve been married for 4 months and we’re on vacation in Japan so I’m considering this honeymoon #2. Send the sparklers with the dessert

Saint Bridal Couture is my favorite wedding dress designer. It’s where my dress came from. And every time I see one of their gowns on social media I can tell it’s Saint at first glance.

This was one of my villain origin stories as a resident. I am NEVER that attending now. I will write a full chart note about everything I know.

Favorite celebrity dress in recent memory.

I’ve come to the conclusion that I dislike all white kitchens- the white wall, white cabinets, under bright white lights because it makes me feel like I’m at work in the OR. Very sterile. Very intense. Yuck.

Girls on bridal TikTok recommended getting a wedding day fragrance. Something new so that you associate the smell with wedding day forever. They were right. Husband picked it out as a “morning of” gift. Now every time I wear it I think of being a bride on the most perfect day 🥹

recently got our wedding album back and I’m obsessed. The most perfect day.

Updating my CV and I’m finally deleting everything from undergrad. Feel like 10 years post-graduation is appropriate 🤭