Medical Doctor, General Surgery - PGY-3

An OR near you
Joined January 2021
🎊🎉🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎊 I'M GONNA BE A FUCKING GENERAL SURGEON BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎊🎉
5 days until I find out if I'll be a surgeon or jobless
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They're like fuck we're making too much money
We’re committing a portion of Anthropic’s shares to the Anthropic Public Benefit Fund, a new wholly owned entity dedicated entirely to the public benefit. It will start off with 5% of our shares. For every 50% increase in the company’s value over a set baseline, we can contribute up to an extra 2%, subject to our board’s discretion. In total, this means that roughly 20% of Anthropic’s shares are committed to the public good. Our co-founders have already pledged to donate 80% of their equity, and around half our employees are donating a portion of their equity as part of a donation matching program we’ve run since our founding. In the post below, we share more details about our new fund. anthropic.com/news/public-be…
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Slept for a long enough time that I realized I'd like to stay home and play games
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I learned trench clearing by sneaking into the ER and avoid the residents and attendings that would give me more consults when they remembered that I existed
The average African Legionnaire fighter has better trench-clearing skills than you
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This girl will not go to sleep lmao its 11:00.
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Absolutely fucked up driving home on a 24 in my tesla roadster accidentally hitting the jet 40 feet in the air button
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Hitting the fly button on an overpass to enable creative mode
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the interpreter they send you when you’re having an end-of-life conversation and everyone is crying
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Imagine iron man is fighting and he runs out of jarvis 5 hr usage
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Ferrariic, MD retweeted
i love saying “sounds good” at work when i dont care at all
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Improving my sleep schedule
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I'm not presenting a dead person. Vitals stable means they're not on pressors and they're not tacking away at 150bpm
"Vital signs are stable" can be used to describe a dead person. Please be more specific. - one of my attendings in training.
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If they're dead I'm saying Mrs. Xyz died. I'm not presenting her labs or postop days or plan of care. Plan is morgue.
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Brain feels like TV static
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So tired I'm like a sick dog
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They're probably like this dude is so unqualified
Turns out I've been applying for jobs using a blank pdf file thinking it was my cv💔💔💔
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Ferrariic, MD retweeted
No call no showed my job as a heart surgeon again.
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You now have the ability to do anything you want, you can be creative to the ninth degree with AI assisted development.
AI is increasingly making me feel there is no point in trying to remain in indie gamedev, not sure there is much of a niche left that i'd like to make games for that won't get cloned in a day.
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Everyone has organs in their belly wishing to be free so everyone should do surgery
Everyone sleeps so every med student SHOULD have a rotation in anesthesia 💤💤💤
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