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Joined June 2012
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This!!!
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Everyone was sitting in the nearest cab office at 4am with kebabs waiting their turn
gen z is on tik tok asking millennials how we got home from a night out if we didn’t have uber lmao i don’t even remember omg
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People talk a LOT about the loss of traditional family gatherings, but not enough about the free and endless labor of women required to sustain them. Women are resting this season. Get over it
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I think people who cook regularly deserve more appreciation. Planning what to cook every single day is a job on its own.
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What the fuck would we be nationalising Poundland for pls?
🚨 UPDATE: The Government has now ruled out nationalising Poundland to prevent its collapse
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My love language is a canceled Teams meeting
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USB-C being standardized is among the top 5 positive things that has happened technologically in the 2020s
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Once again, my wife spent the past month Halloween-maxxing so our kids could homemade-costume-mog.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but sliced apples taste 10x better than a whole apple. It makes zero scientific sense but it’s just the truth.
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Reading before bed sounds peaceful until the book gets INTERESTING, you tell yourself ONE MORE CHAPTER, and suddenly it's 2 a.m. and your alarm is only FIVE HOURS away.
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That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT.
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My dad sent me my chore list from when I was a kid.. this shit started at 8 years old… my pop was the coolest man on earth but he had hella structure & rules in the house
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Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut where employees share the real reasons they quit their toxic jobs.
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we are living in a boondocks episode
Nicki Minaj is reportedly being considered as a potential White House press secretary. (via TMZ)
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Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening
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This what Dear JT sound like
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I know it’s nuanced, but I often think about how a lot of my co workers went to elite schools and universities, to end up sitting next to little old me
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North West & Natalie Nunn kinda chewed.
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Cheers to those of us who tried writing a book when we were younger. 🥂😭✋🏿
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My clear skin disappearing when my hairstyle gets old <<<<<<<<
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