I was rushing Scarlett Johansson backstage when she stopped to chat with a guy in sunglasses. Who was this guy holding up production? Tom Cruise. Naturally.

After traveling quite a bit and always returning back to @flyLAXairport I have to ask, why don't you guys have snack bars and restaurants or something out by the Uber and Lyft pick up since we have to be shuttled way out to catch them?

I was flirting on the phone backstage when my headset erupted: “LISA! FIND KATE BECKINSALE!” Nothing kills a flirtation quite like misplacing Kate Beckinsale minutes before she’s due onstage.

Nelly Furtado’s bodyguard physically blocked me from doing my job backstage. I’d experienced my first divalicious moment, and there was nothing “licious” about it. 😏

In 2002 I dove headfirst into online dating, or as I called it, “cyber-stalking." I mean dating. Was he really 42? Was that photo from this decade? Was that even HIM? Ah, romance. 😏 It's in the book: amzn.to/4gjeY0d

A cute guy at the House of Blues flirted with me. I gave him a reluctant “Hi,” thinking, Oh geez, a roadie is hitting on me. It was Johnny Rzeznik of the Goo Goo Dolls. Smooth, Lisa. Very smooth. 😏 It's in the book: amzn.to/4gjeY0d

I asked Tom to keep an eye on my shirt in case it shifted and flashed everyone. “You mean… you’re giving me permission to stare right there?” Why, yes. Yes I was. 😏 From the 10th Anniversary edition here: amzn.to/4gjeY0d

MTV was frantically searching for Kate Beckinsale. She was due onstage in minutes. She knew she was due back stage. We found her outside smoking a cigarette. I would have replaced her for less. 😂 Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood amzn.to/4gjeY0d

Snoop Dogg invited one of our crewmembers out to his car to get high. We desperately needed that crewmember. But the story? Worth every bit of anxiety. 😏 It's in the book, Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood: My Zany Years Spent Working in Tinseltown amzn.to/4gjeY0d

Sting: “I’ll do it on one condition.” Me thinking: That I give you a kiss? 😏 He wanted a Super Bowl banner for his kid. So close. True story from the book, Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood: My Zany Years Spent Working in Tinseltown Here in all formats: amzn.to/4gjeY0d