Too curious to behave. Entertainment, tech, culture. Opinions fully intentional. Author acct: @LisaJey
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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Single mom. Newly divorced. Hollywood.
Celebrities to wrangle, kids to raise, men to date, mistakes to make.
What could possibly go wrong?
As it turns out, enough to fill a book. 😏
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I was rushing Scarlett Johansson backstage when she stopped to chat with a guy in sunglasses. Who was this guy holding up production? Tom Cruise. Naturally.
After traveling quite a bit and always returning back to @flyLAXairport I have to ask, why don't you guys have snack bars and restaurants or something out by the Uber and Lyft pick up since we have to be shuttled way out to catch them?
In Vegas... we'll call him Kevin ... just never.stopped.talking. My escape plan? Distract him with cabaret dancers in fabulous heels. Then vanish like a ninja.
I was flirting on the phone backstage when my headset erupted: “LISA! FIND KATE BECKINSALE!”
Nothing kills a flirtation quite like misplacing Kate Beckinsale minutes before she’s due onstage.
Ms. Cheevious retweeted
For anyone near the outbreak: high fever, cough, runny nose and red eyes, followed by a rash a few days later, is the measles pattern. Call the doctor before you walk in, because one measles patient can infect a whole waiting room. If you were exposed and aren't immune, the MMR shot within 72 hours or immune globulin within 6 days can still prevent it.
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This should outrage every American. This is the president of the United States telling Iran to bomb American cities. I live in Los Angeles, but that’s beside the point. Tommorow it could be your city.
My fellow Americans, this is not normal. This is not funny. This behavior should ring alarm bells for us all!
My dating life occasionally included younger men. Having a teenage son didn’t deter them.
They’d just say, “You’re a total MILF, dude!”
Yes. They actually said “dude.” 😏
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A cute guy at the House of Blues flirted with me. I gave him a reluctant “Hi,” thinking, Oh geez, a roadie is hitting on me.
It was Johnny Rzeznik of the Goo Goo Dolls.
Smooth, Lisa. Very smooth. 😏
It's in the book: amzn.to/4gjeY0d
Ms. Cheevious retweeted
In 2002 I dove headfirst into online dating, or as I called it, “cyber-stalking." I mean dating. Was he really 42? Was that photo from this decade? Was that even HIM?
Ah, romance. 😏
It's in the book: amzn.to/4gjeY0d
Ms. Cheevious retweeted
Nelly Furtado’s bodyguard physically blocked me from doing my job backstage.
I’d experienced my first divalicious moment, and there was nothing “licious” about it. 😏
Nelly Furtado’s bodyguard physically blocked me from doing my job backstage.
I’d experienced my first divalicious moment, and there was nothing “licious” about it. 😏
In 2002 I dove headfirst into online dating, or as I called it, “cyber-stalking." I mean dating. Was he really 42? Was that photo from this decade? Was that even HIM?
Ah, romance. 😏
It's in the book: amzn.to/4gjeY0d
Ms. Cheevious retweeted
Set of 3 Cookbooks in a hard slipcase by Helen Evans Brown: Patio Cookbook '64, Chafing Dish Book '58 (signed), A Book of Appetizers '58
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A cute guy at the House of Blues flirted with me. I gave him a reluctant “Hi,” thinking, Oh geez, a roadie is hitting on me.
It was Johnny Rzeznik of the Goo Goo Dolls.
Smooth, Lisa. Very smooth. 😏
It's in the book: amzn.to/4gjeY0d
A guy once told me I was “definitely a MILF.”
I had to ask what it meant.
Apparently, motherhood came with some "things" I hadn’t been briefed on. 😏
I asked Tom to keep an eye on my shirt in case it shifted and flashed everyone.
“You mean… you’re giving me permission to stare right there?”
Why, yes. Yes I was. 😏
From the 10th Anniversary edition here: amzn.to/4gjeY0d
MTV was frantically searching for Kate Beckinsale. She was due onstage in minutes.
She knew she was due back stage. We found her outside smoking a cigarette.
I would have replaced her for less. 😂
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Ms. Cheevious retweeted
Trump’s White House needs to STOP PLAYING GAMES. ✋🏽 A federal judge ordered press access restored. HOURS later, CNN and MS NOW journalists were blocked from covering Xi’s arrival. You don’t get to play word games with a COURT ORDER because you don’t like the press. 😡
The White House has denied two CNN journalists from covering Chinese leader Xi Jinping’s arrival back at the White House for a state dinner, after trying to tell the network which type of journalists could cover the event. cnn.it/3VNZWJ8
