Oh, my GOD. ONE DAY

I was given a pair of tickets to the Alumni game today. Someone needs to get ahold of Claude Noel before Oct 24 & make sure he brings his 3-piece suit. @NHLAlumni and then we’ve got @KnucklesNilan30 on the bench for Montreal? Best.Day.Ever. #BuffDoesStuff returns!

Oh my GOD, THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY, @StarbucksCanada you can’t just THRUST A CUP WITH A CARDBOARD LID on unsuspecting people, like since WHEN? Textural, nightmare. I gagged on my first sip 😭

I just saw a marketplace ad for a “vintage 1992” and honestly, in short circuited at that point and stopped reading. VINTAGE 1992. Excuse the hell out of you.

Making Bifana for dinner tomorrow night (let that meat marinate for 24 hours, fam) and you cannot serve it on anything other than Portuguese buns (Papo Secos) - some will say use a Kaiser, but I say we shun those people. Shun the non-believers, Charlie.

I got an email at 8:15AM letting me know my order was ready for pick up. I arrive at 8:35; doors locked. Store doesn’t open until 9. I check my email, store hours not listed. Would you assume if you received this email that it was good to go as of now, like, come on down?

Jealous! Have the BEST time.

I can’t tell you how hard I fan-(hausen)-ghoul every time I see @DanhausenAD on TV. Been cheering for this guy for years (and I have cameos to prove it 😆 ) also, I’m back in my creative era and anyone wanna guess what’s going to happen with these teeth? #YouAreCursed

Nope, we want big daddy right where he is.