Joined September 2022
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when i pull the comforter over me and hear my glasses flying across the room.
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how it feels like rewatching a series after a while and realizing you have forgotten the whole plot, so every episode feels new
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౨ৎ 𐙚₊˚⊹♡ retweeted
I do think Friday is closer friends with Thursday but likes to be seen with Saturday
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When people talk bout an actor’s range Brian Tyree Henry isn’t mentioned and I think he should be
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me watching France rn
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I need women to start embracing male hobbies too. Disappear for six hours on a Saturday and come back with absolutely nothing to show for it.
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౨ৎ 𐙚₊˚⊹♡ retweeted
One thing about the French? They’ll burn that bitch down today 😭
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I'll be damned if all I have to show for this life is a man and some kids.
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Meu maior medo é estar fedendo perto de alguém
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Yo dad a bum
My dad lowkey steals $3-5 out my stepmom’s purse every day without her noticing, stashes it under the mattress till it hits $100, then hits her with “here baby, take this $100 and go to the mall” LMFAOOOO the audacity is crazy 😭...
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When the expensive skincare works and now I have to buy it again 🥲
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how it feels talking to someone who can't see beyond their perspective
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when i remove my phone from do not disturb and find out no one actually disturbed me
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Hope she rob his old ass blind when she gain consciousness
Lil Wayne’s fiancée Madi Cannon, in her early 20s, said yes to his proposal. 💍
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Not sure how I ended up on French protest twitter but I support them
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hmm
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“Umarım ölmeden önce yaşarım.”
I hope I live before I die.
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The wedding industry is a scam man 😭
So a woman booked a full-face makeup appointment for $200 and went to her wedding. Now the makeup artist is upset because she normally charges brides $800 for the SAME makeup. Since when do we get mad because somebody didn’t pay a wedding markup? The makeup didn’t take any longer just because she was a bride! 😂
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౨ৎ 𐙚₊˚⊹♡ retweeted
We, the general public, should not have known that Robert Downey Jr was Dr. Doom until December 18, 2026.
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