Joined September 2025
The vibe I’m bringing to the function
The vibe I’m bringing to the function
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I don’t know why @hcfountain sent this to me. Makes no sense at all
This is seriously hilarious to me because my wife will literally say “only 8 hours” lol
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Best dad and husband ever
Phase one completes this week. Not what I expected, but God gave us exactly what we needed, and more. My ultimate mission is to be with my family full time, but I’m currently farther away than I’ve ever been. The next phase is unwinding that paradigm and burning the boats.
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Just saw a haunted car wash….yeah that’s going to be a no from me. Trapped in my car, no control of escaping, super loud and weird as is….no thank you.
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It’s 85 degrees and slightly overcast and I’ve never been happier. AZ offered a brutal summer, but we’re close everyone!
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Having kids is so wonderful. They just randomly look at the sidewalk and jump as big as possible. Everything’s so whimsical. Their imaginations are amazing. I should be more like them.
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Mrs HCF retweeted
Pink dolphins are among the rarest dolphins in the world
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I have no idea what a burrito cost but my grocery total was $323 for 4 days of food for my family of 4. Staples & ingredients for 2-4 dinners. My husband keeps telling me to accept it, but honestly I can’t. Every time I go to the store I am completely blown away by the total.
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I saw this today in the great burrito debate: Chicken per pound 2006 - $1.05 2026 - $2.05 Increase: +95% I’m just curious what kind and where are people getting chicken for $2.05 per pound. Yesterday I paid $8.99/lb and some cuts were $11.99.
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100 degrees at 8 am should be criminal
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Can we eat fruit again? I feel like I haven’t seen anything on this parasite in a while
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3 single origin Mexico (Cloud) and 3 of the Dawn Patrol left for this batch! Not sure when the next one will be!
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We’re onto something @hcfountain
Forget the ice cream truck. I want a coffee truck that cruises through neighborhoods every morning, playing a little jingle so everyone knows their caffeine has arrived.
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The temptation to let my children be as loud as possible waiting for the doctor so that maybe they’ll finally come in
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Truth for me for sure
Salt water reduces inflammation. Sand pulls heat out of your body. Sunlight reduces cortisol. Ocean water is grounding. This isn’t a vacation. This is medicine.
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Experts now say to wait 60 to 90 minutes after waking up to have your first cup of coffee. Here is my take on this... NO!
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I’m not sure I’ve ever seen this forecast in my entire life in AZ. Rain possibilities every day of the 10 day forecast? Also below 100 in July? I will take it all!
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Seriously though
How the fuck did Quiznos collapse and Subway thrived?
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Slip N Slide. My parents were worried we’d hurt our necks.
What's something that wasn't allowed in your house growing up? I'll go first: Monopoly (yes the board game)
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