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@Mr________P

Arsenal. GIFs. Professional Football Twitter Scout. Top top top top top.

 England, United Kingdom
Joined December 2013
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The really funny thing about City fans dressing as bananas in a weird show of defiance about their club being found guilty of the biggest cheating scandal English football has seen, is when they lose they are filmed standing there looking really angry while dressed as bananas.
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themancitylad (@cityzenken_) profile picturethemancitylad
@cityzenken_2h
For those fans whose optic nerves have been damaged by Arsenal football, I urge you to tune in to Man City for some beautiful football. Pure art, pure aesthetics. You’ll thank me later.
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🚨 Ødegaard goal from OUTSIDE the stadium
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S👻 (@scrapytweets) profile picture
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@scrapytweets2h
1-0 to the Arsenal
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STINKY 1-0 WIN COYG!!!!!
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🚨 NONI MADUEKE DAZZLES AND ØDEGAARD SCORES! 🔥🔥🔥 xitter.cf/Stefani48335766/status…
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COMD OMNNNNNNNNNBHHNHF
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COYG!!!!!!!
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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile picture
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar20h
Trump: "We chartered the human ginome"
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Me in a team meeting, waiting to say, "nothing from my side."
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We must build more donut centers
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 6
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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So with Stephen Miller, Trump has officially moved into the Bunker Stage of his Reich
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FFS 😆
🤖 Made with AI
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Mds da onde surgiram esses ossos ela comeram o cachorro 😭🖤
Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) profile pictureLuis Vercetti
@97VercettiNov 5
yum
Image from Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti)
Image from Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti)
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“I’m going to send you a Teams message that just says ‘Hi’ and wait for you to respond before telling you what I want. Fuck you.” -Your coworker
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andy (@heyitsandy_) profile picture
andy@heyitsandy_Nov 5
uk citizens: we would like lower energy bills and lower food prices uk government: face sitting is banned and kids can’t talk to their friends online when they play call of duty
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In the UK it should be mandatory to use the motorway in order to pass your test, cos there’s so many thick cunts who do not understand how to use 3 lanes
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What the duck?
Image from Kungfu Pande 🇮🇳 (Parody) (@pb3060)
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Ben (@BT_1878) profile picture
Ben@BT_1878Nov 5
I’ve fucking booed Everton off at home louder than that.
Guinness World Records (@GWR) profile pictureGuinness World Records
@GWRNov 4
Sound 🆙 Brenda Willison (UK) has officially been crowned with having the world's loudest shout at 105.9 dB 📢🆙

Loudest shout

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What a jam
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