Author, illustrator, designer. Books for @PavilionBooks @FaberBooks and @LaurenceKingPub.
St Leonards-on-Sea
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Just been to see NAZA.
For those of you who are of the opinion that ‘it’s complicated’ you’ll find out that it isn’t. It’s Genocide. The intent is blatant.
Go see it.
Simon Tyler retweeted
Reform say there is ‘no room for racism’ in the party, as it’s now pretty much full up.
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With his diesel deal and by turning off Starlink, Trump is sacrificing the lives of innocent Ukrainians. Simply to glorify his ego, line his pockets and launder his lies.
🇬🇧🇺🇦Here in the UK, we have a different kind of leadership.
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Come on. This is getting absurd. Peter Thiel looks more Doncaster by the day. Hard house promoter. 1999. Council hearing in Sheffield for the ‘night time economy’ - ‘…and I’d say to that have you actually heard of Tidy Trax? Because they operate like a serious business’
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What I didn’t get to say to @SuellaBraverman on Question Time 🏴 #bbcqt
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Please enjoy these Reform members’ opinions on climate science and then pray Claude sends an army of robots to kill us all off as quickly as possible
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How to campaign like a champion, huge well done to local MP @helenadollimore and all the fantastic children from 1066 country. 👏👏👏
A very special day with local children from Hastings and 1066 Country at the unveiling of the Bayeux Tapestry @britishmuseum . The first time it has come back to our shores in almost 1000 years. All the local schools did us proud meeting @andyburnham , the King, and Macron🇬🇧🇫🇷👑
🚨Important Reform policy announcement:
In a plan endorsed by senior former members of His Majesty’s Armed Forces, a Reform government will launch Operation Fortress: a military operation to secure Britain’s borders.
Britain is being invaded.
Tory and Labour governments responded with a free ferry service and free hotels.
Reform UK will respond by launching the largest military operation in the English Channel since World War Two.
Nigel Farage will order his Majesty’s Royal Navy to ensure that not a single unauthorised vessel crossing the English Channel makes it to the shores of the United Kingdom.
Those who attempt it will be intercepted by our Armed Forces and returned to France.
To those with no right to enter Britain, our border will be impenetrable.
Under a Reform UK Government, nobody coming across the Channel by boat illegally will make it to our shores.
That is how we stop the boats.
We will stop the invasion.
Full details will be published tomorrow morning.
Simon Tyler retweeted
Every time these clips of Israelis in audiences go viral, it’s the same disbelief.
They genuinely can’t comprehend why people resent a country that burns babies alive. The delusion runs deep.
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David Sullivan looks like a Naples mob boss who has ordered a bowl of fresh raw peas and ricotta before being garrotted in 1970, doesn’t he?
Lovely uncle @darrenpjones policy brainstorm. Ministry for Amazing Bedtime Stories. The outlawing of vegetarian-related arguments at dinner parties. All British trains to have a single designated no headphones carriage. A legally enforceable be nice to everybody day once a month.
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Here John Travolta looks like an Albanian chef who has become successful via Instagram/TikTok due to a thin layered lamb flatbread concoction - taken to ludicrous grotesque extremity - and involving, in the final instance, a silver jug of ‘foaming’ goat butter poured from on high
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In this photograph Nigel Farage and his partner look like leisure centre area managers arriving for an ‘unexpected spot check’ in a 1995 episode of The Brittas Empire, dropping Gordon right in the shit.
I’m not a devout Starmerite (tho I did think his haircut was a welcome addition to Westminster back in 2015) but this leadership challenge says more about low attention span politics than it does about his character. That said, I would love to have @darrenpjones as PM…
