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Peter Sidell

@MrPeterSidell

Things that tickle a teacher and comedian in SE Asia, like daft jokes, random tickly things, stuff about comedy.

Joined April 2012
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Well there's my weekend gone.
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@qikipediaOct 29
Under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981, it is illegal in Britain to use a machine-gun to kill a hedgehog.
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Me: complains to @O2 O2 say: we cannot investigate an unregistered account O2 mean: f**k your complaint and f**k you.
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Roses are red It's nice to look
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That film about the Egyptian queen's body being eaten by vultures? Carrion Cleo. #lunchpun
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I've published a highly popular book about going for a wee - it's my number one bestseller. #lunchpun
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Sounds like St Christopher's had some dodgy seafood.
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Every probiotic started as an amateur biotic. #lunchpun
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The book of the dead. This is a quite a cute silly joke from many years ago. Yes its an Evil Dead reference and yes theres a typo. Sorry, subtitlers find Latin even more confusing than English English. New tour Gary on Laughing doesn’t have any horror themed jokes in. In real life I love that stuff though.
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@qikipediaAug 7
To refer to someone as drunk in the 18th century, you could say 'Sir Richard has taken off his considering cap'.
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What's a spy novelist's favourite vegetable? John Le Carrot. #Lunchpun
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I see @The_Globe is forcing me to go through all the BS of creating an account for the privilege of giving them money (then presumably bombarding me with spam for life). Why not allow 'check out as a guest'?
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Wayne Rooney's favourite kind of apple? Granny Delicious.
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Why is this pork pie so angry? It's a Meltdown Mowbray. #lunchpun
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Hello! I need help with some lost property on the bus from Maribor to Ptuj this morning. @ArrivaSlovenija
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The hoover I ordered from Turkey has finally arrived.
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Makes me proud to be British!
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@fessholeJun 9
When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could 'deal with it' to stop the pipes blocking. He gave my friend the landline number of his mate who was in on it. The calls carried on for several years.
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Portugal's got it right!
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@qikipediaJun 3
In Portugal, it’s illegal for your employer to contact you outside of working hours.
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Wow, put a wig on @JohnBishop100 and he looks really different.
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@NoContextBritsMay 24
Bargain.
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Why is it called "Love Island" and not "The Hunger Game"?
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But let's decide everything everywhere by AI.
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@qikipediaMay 10
Since November 2025, the mentions of goblins in ChatGPT’s responses have risen by 175%. Because of this, its code now includes a specific instruction not to talk about goblins unless it is absolutely necessary.
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