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Elbow Deep in a Oreo Bag
Joined June 2015
Me - I'm not in the mood to work today My bank account - you better GET in the mood
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If that car from Christine was chasing me I'd just go inside
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Feels like a Cracker Barrel kind of day
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bye bye miss american pie
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You can be everything While being nothing at all©️B
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She is just more than the reflection in the water, more than footprints in the sand, more than words said in silence, much more, she is more
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Crazy Shit I see in homes. This is a stove vent run through a plastic dryer vent hose ( which should be vented through the roof) instead, they reduced the pipe down to the plumbing vent for the home. Red Neck as Fuck
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Remember those Twitter follow trains. Ain't seen one in a while. Fuel costs.
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It’s never too late to become a better version of yourself. Just kidding, you’re screwed.
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Get out in the garage and weld on your shit box jeep or whatever. FYI, a new helmet makes welding so much better than my old one
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Here, let me make this weird for you.
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And for the lady, perhaps a portal to another dimension.
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Some people make it so easy to talk to about anything.
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If you see me riding my broomstick to work, no you didn't
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Facebook Marketplace is the only thing worth a damn on Facebook
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dances with the devil just to see if i still got it
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Boss: how high are you rn? Me: holds up a bunch of fingers
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Today is National Grouch Day. In case you're celebrating.
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I'm a fucking sweetheart and don't you forget it
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my five year plan will become much clearer in ten years
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