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modernchef retweeted
A crazy stat from Jayson Stark
"In the history of postseason baseball, there have only been two times when two lefty hitters have hit back-to-back homers off a lefty. Schwarber and Harper yesterday. The other? Ruth and Gehrig 98 years ago."
📸Edward M. Pio Roda/Getty Images
modernchef retweeted
Nothing like missing the beginning of the Eagles' first game of the year because NFL Sunday Ticket is showing overtime of a different game on the Eagles stream.
modernchef retweeted
Brother what I have been doing this intuitively. Literally exact same movements in the morning and throughout the day it’s wild.
My posterior chain is already much stronger and more aligned, much less anterior tilt it’s crazy. And feels like playing when I’m just bouncing around.
Body was meant to move
modernchef retweeted
Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting genocide or weapons, the US had spent that money helping the people of America. They would have a much different country.
modernchef retweeted
Conservatives backing themselves into a corner where they have to pretend to be excited to watch 55 year old Kid Rock on their phone at halftime tonight is funnier than anything we could say or do to them.
modernchef retweeted
🦅 BIRDS GAMEDAY TRADITION 🦅
Monday Night Football in Green Bay! When the Birds beat the Packers, someone will win a Birds jersey of their choice! To win:
1) Like & Retweet
2) Follow @JoshReynolds24
3) Drop a Go Birds!
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***IMPORTANT***
Winner will NOT be DM’d from any other account & will NOT be asked to fill out a form. These are scam accounts pretending to be me. I will DM you from my account congratulating you & asking for details.
modernchef retweeted
Jalen Hurts’ passing chart here is a joke. No long balls, no explosive plays. Everything is short and underneath. He stinks and can’t throw!
Oh wait, this is Josh Allen’s passing chart from last night. My bad
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This is incredible
Eagles last 19 games:
W 20-17
W 24-20
W 40-22
W 55-23
W 28-22
W 22-10
W 20-13
W 41-7
L 33-36 (Hurts knocked out in Q1)
W 27-13
W 22-16
W 24-19
W 37-20
W 26-18
W 34-6
W 28-23
W 37-17
W 28-3
W 20-16
modernchef retweeted
15 days until kickoff. Today dozens of the world's best quarterbacks wake up early, hit the gym, study tape and spend time away from their families so that come February, the blood sweat and tears all pay off and they can finally have a resume slightly worse than Jalen Hurts.
modernchef retweeted
Complete list of shortstops in the history of MLB with 2000 hits, 200 home runs, and 400 stolen bases:
1) Jimmy Rollins
ALT Jimmy Rollins with a bat in red pinstripes
modernchef retweeted
The stuff in the White House today between Trump and Zelinski and Vance is the weirdest thing I've ever seen in American politics. I don't even know how to process it. "Bullying" seems a weird adjective to use when talking about a president...but that's what it was.
modernchef retweeted
It’s pretty crazy to be able to say “It wasn’t even remotely that close” about a 40-22 Super Bowl score.
modernchef retweeted
when you decide to build your defensive gameplan around daring jalen hurts to beat you and then realize he’s jalen hurts.
