Because I'm #!$&ing Deadpool, that's why. #SSVerse #Canadian #WhatFourthWall?
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“Who wants some?” xitter.cf/itsfoodporn/status/943…
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Good evening. It is Aug. 17, 2017. Life moves fast. Every once in a while you just have to stop and say, "fuck it" and steal some shit.
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Whilst I'm on the subject. You don't want to RP with someone that's fine but don't start an sl then drop it, the other person has feelings.
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(480): Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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Good day. It is May 18, 2017. If you think it can't get any worse, don't worry! It totally will.
It's almost inevitable that I become an Avenger; standards have dropped to an all time low. Look at Presiderp Trump. xitter.cf/wos_spidey/status/8230…
Stop stalking the Avengers. We had enough of that with Janet's exes. xitter.cf/mostlydeadpool/status/…
/Hah/. I'm sneakier than you think.
{And we have a teleporter that's mostly been abandoned because it was "too easy"} xitter.cf/wos_spidey/status/8230…
*casually leaves this on the bulletin board at the mansion for the amusement of all* @WoS_Spidey
You know they say art imitates life…
[Our body is ready.]
{This isn't going to end well.}
[No one's saying @ProperJess can't join in!] xitter.cf/wos_spidey/status/8183…
Weekend plans? Ruined. xitter.cf/that_multiverse/status…
Sure, you can have a happy Thanksgiving. I'll just be slaying an invading army of mutant turkey-aliens over here. Don't mind me.
[She did a snake-thing!]
*grins happily* I'll be here all night, folks! Try the veal.
{Images of Viper swallowing a calf whole loading...} xitter.cf/viperofhydra/status/79…
Know why snakes don't drink coffee?
It makes them viper-active.
[That was terrible.]
{But I'm sure it makes @ViperOfHydra feel special.}
So sayeth the lord! xitter.cf/lifecoachers/status/79…
And I'll probably maim you somehow, but I've got a low tolerance for virulent hatred this month. xitter.cf/psyxlocke/status/79707…
