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Morgan Freeman Narrates retweeted
I have a theory about Trumps orange skin. I think he has an old school mystic tanning booth. ( think Ross in the friends episode)
If you’ve ever done one of these tans, you wear a shower cap & little goggles. You can clearly see the shower cap line in this photo. And He always has white around his eyes from the goggles. Those tans have an unnatural looking bronzer in them when applied so you can see if you missed a spot. The tan develops over hours and then you wash the bronzer off. I don’t think he washes off the bronzer.
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Anybody know how I can tell Frank Darabont what an utterly perfect movie he made?
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I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.
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Dear Companies
Nobody cares about changes to your terms and conditions.
Regards
Everyone
Morgan Freeman Narrates retweeted
Shawshank Redemption, a review:
DIALOG: Masterpiece
PLOT: Masterpiece
CASTING: Masterpiece
PERFORMANCES: Masterpiece
DIRECTION: Masterpiece
CINEMATOGRAPHY: Masterpiece
EDITING: Masterpiece
In summary: Masterpiece
Morgan Freeman Narrates retweeted
Thanks for the shout-out, Mr. Former President.
As for your statement that the attack on the Capitol would never have happened if “the people in charge had done their job”
You do realize that you were in charge on January 6th? Right?
Just checking.
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COVID-19 was one of the most intelligent viruses we ever saw. Not only did it evolve to be the most contagious virus on the planet, but it also worked out how to control the minds of dumb people to stop them vaccinating against it.
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How vaccines work
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The bullied kid 👉🏻the bullied kid trying to look tough
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Morgan Freeman Narrates retweeted
For a moment put aside Trump's abrasive personality, his racist rhetoric, and his skeevy business behavior. As president he was inept, incompetent, and lazy. Why Republicans continue to support him is beyond me.
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A Fox anchor admitted on air that his show was inaccurate when it claimed that President Biden is trying to require Americans to sharply reduce their consumption of red meat. cnn.it/2S8rJmX
