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Morgan Freeman Narrates retweeted
I have a theory about Trumps orange skin. I think he has an old school mystic tanning booth. ( think Ross in the friends episode)
If you’ve ever done one of these tans, you wear a shower cap & little goggles. You can clearly see the shower cap line in this photo. And He always has white around his eyes from the goggles. Those tans have an unnatural looking bronzer in them when applied so you can see if you missed a spot. The tan develops over hours and then you wash the bronzer off. I don’t think he washes off the bronzer.
“Conservative Republicans”, ladies and gentlemen.
The Colorado shooter’s dad on finding out his son murdered people: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting... And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.” (@CBS8)
The man’s way of rushing into something then backtracking when it screws up didn’t bode well for the men and women sitting on top of his space rockets when they light the match.
Always.
#VoteBlueToday
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Of all the things trending right now, it was suspicious that the one person whom everybody was talking about… who had the power to control what was trending… was not trending.
Morgan Freeman Narrates retweeted
Anybody know how I can tell Frank Darabont what an utterly perfect movie he made?
This is the constant cycle of American politics. A bill is passed, then the next party just changes it back when they gain power.
America is broken.
Something has to change.
Republicans were being narrow minded. And in other news water was wet, fire was hot, and Donald Trump was a tax evading crook.
NEW: The Texas Republican Party has voted to shut out Log Cabin Republicans, an organization of gay Republicans, from participating in their convention. Log Cabin Republicans just said it is “shameful” they they are being “excluded” and that Republicans are being “narrow-minded.”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
"Every two years, for at least twenty years, the Log Cabin Republicans of Texas have had their application to place a booth at the state GOP convention invariably denied."
texasmonthly.com/news-politics/…
houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-t…
So it was all a grift. The Big Lie was a lie. A scam to line their own pockets. I bet nobody was surprised. I knew I wasn’t. Now justice has to be served. And served hard.
#January6thCommitteeHearings
