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Chicago, IL
Joined April 2009
What if winning a Michelin Star meant you got to do whatever you wanted with the Michelin Man himself?
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I’m actually happy about this TikTok ban now no one will be at Turnstile shows
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Logan Square welcomes this man with open arms
japanese man tries PBR for the first time ❤️ so beautiful
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I straight up asked a a dog “what kind of dog are you?” ..Like it was going to answer
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The worst part of moving is cleaning up after you’ve left and realizing how much of a slob you are.
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Brother, I don’t know who the Director of photography is for these Anthony Bourdain parts unknown episodes, but God damn the close-ups they give these foods make me want to smack my mama
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Chicago folks!!! My sketch show I Had The Craziest Dream that I wrote and directed is coming to the Bughouse Thursday June 15 and 22nd at 7:00. Feel free to dm me for more info
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I just tried non alcoholic Campari and all I said was..”why”?
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At my #GotGVol3 screening they played the transformers and little mermaid trailers at the same time and they synced up perfectly
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Jury Duty has me dying! This show is so funny 🤣
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You know I trust you as a friend of I practice one of my “characters” in front of you
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Listening to pop punk today make me miss being in a band so bad. Good times
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The people in “The Last of Us” never got to see season 5 of The Sopranos and they probably thinking Adriana was going too have a good life
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Carmen Sandiego strikes again
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I own an Xbox so I clearly have no idea what’s going on in “The Last Of Us”..
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Fortnite “W” …yes i’m in my 30s
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Dude should’ve never burned the Mona Lisa..
Elon Musk becomes the first person in history to lose $200 Billion 👀😳
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This guy is the King of The Nerds
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I never had a chance for a tweet to go viral!
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I actually miss Punk’D. Celebrities are the only people who should be pranked on and damn it we still need it till this day.