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@Mistatim

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Joined November 2011
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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-@MusialaEraOct 29
Can someone explain why Kenya is paying Bayern €5m to play a friendly in their country? That‘s absolutely mad money for a friendly. What do they hope to gain from this?
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One of the greatest penalties you'll ever see 😅 Watch the Concacaf Caribbean Cup on @paramountplus 📺
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2 Maasai men have been taking care of an alleged stray baby giraffe for almost 1 week. The giraffe feels very secure with them.
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Rees@mrtesh1_Oct 7
Nigerians after hearing diapers in Kenya are for kids not presidents.
Image from Rees (@mrtesh1_)
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WIG (@neon370828) profile picture
WIG@neon370828Oct 7
" You have been senteced to death by electrocution" Nigerians :👇
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Calebo (@CalebGirango) profile picture
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@CalebGirangoOct 4
Replying to @n_mathaba
We also don't rate our president
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steppa🔗@Ni_GitiroOct 5
Nursery kids when they're taught 22 letters of the alphabets instead of 26 because ARVs are in South Africa
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Beenie Man Videos Used To Be Like 😭 #skinbone
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Lemon Ginger (@lannix_1) profile picture
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@lannix_1Oct 4
72% of SA agricultural land is owned by Whites. It is against our culture in Kenya to persecute the homeless.
Vuthondaba Sibeko🇿🇦 (@ndusibeko7) profile pictureVuthondaba Sibeko🇿🇦@ndusibeko7Oct 3
Kenyans want a twar with South Africa. It won't end well for them
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Kelil@CashbaggYoOct 4
Asia holds 60% of world’s population but South Africa alone has more people living with HIV/AIDS than the entire Asian content. It’s against our morals to disturb the sick!
Vuthondaba Sibeko🇿🇦 (@ndusibeko7) profile pictureVuthondaba Sibeko🇿🇦@ndusibeko7Oct 3
Kenyans want a twar with South Africa. It won't end well for them
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Wantam anabank on Wicknell lakini sijui mbona naona huyo msee akienda sayuni before August 2027 throwing into panic.😂😂😂
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I want my title bonus 😀
United Extra (@TheUnitedExtra) profile pictureUnited Extra
@TheUnitedExtraSep 29
this won us the league man 😭
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Rob Harris@RobHarrisSep 29
Asked Man City CEO Ferran Soriano about the PL verdict confirming their guilt
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@D_DeGeaSep 29
So we’re talking again…
David de Gea (@D_DeGea) profile pictureDavid de Gea
@D_DeGeaSep 25
So…… Let’s talk. How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔
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Aljazeera explains the whole Man City "cheating scandal" in the simplest way possible.
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David de Gea
@D_DeGeaSep 25
So…… Let’s talk. How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔
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nil@nlqnlqlSep 23
Çocuk psikolojisinden anlamayanlar anne baba olursa böyle olur işte çocuklar sadece konuşarak değil beden dilleriyle de bize ulaşmaya çalışırlar mesela bu yavrumuzun beden dili anne ben dayak istiyorum diyo ama anlayan yok
Jurnal (@jurnalhabertr) profile pictureJurnal
@jurnalhabertrSep 23
Bir anne, okula gittiği için sinirlenen oğlunun tavırlarını görüntüledi: "Benim okula gönderme mücadelemi görse Milli Eğitim Bakanlığı ödül verirdi."
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Hätte dieser 19-jährige Lausbub aus Barcelona nicht einfach seinen Mund halten können? Kane und Olise sind heute richtig on fire und beweisen, dass sie Ballon-d'-Or-Material sind. #FCBFCU | 7:0 | 77'
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My new RAPPING career thanks to @Pharrell and @QuavoStuntin 💃🏿 #bando live in Madison, Wisconsin
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