Realest (@Mistatim) header
Realest (@Mistatim) profile picture

Hallash skillish skallash

Old Trafford
Joined November 2011
Photo by Realest (@Mistatim)Photo by Realest (@Mistatim)Photo by Realest (@Mistatim)Photo by Realest (@Mistatim)Photo by Realest (@Mistatim)Photo by Realest (@Mistatim)Photo by Realest (@Mistatim)Photo by Realest (@Mistatim)Photo by Realest (@Mistatim)Photo by Realest (@Mistatim)
Tulikuwa pabaya 🤣🤣🤣🙏🏼
Carefully, he's a hero
61
Ronaldo Yule MCA wa Umoja niliacha akiwa gambler hatari.
Senators wana bet pia
66
What is this buana 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Millennial akiona gen z analewa na hapigi bibi.
69
Nataka points tatu. Please.
📸
1
61
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
5,591
34,242
6,518
357,814
18,139,539
This is me yesterday.
Should I be worried majamaa? 😢
1
1
118
Realest retweeted
Can someone explain why Kenya is paying Bayern €5m to play a friendly in their country? That‘s absolutely mad money for a friendly. What do they hope to gain from this?
187
1,683
143
10,338
308,756
Angalia hapo ameshika screen... He's hiding something
Ni sawa kugongwa lakini usikubali kutokwa na fala kama huyu waly.
74
Crazy BTC didn't crash after Binance hack.
54
Acha ujinga
This quoted post is unavailable.
106
Karibu Kenya 🇰🇪
𝗘𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮 🏟️ Ein besonderes Spiel zum Start ins neue Jahr: Der FC Bayern reist am 5. Januar 2027 nach Nairobi und trifft dort im Rahmen der feierlichen Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City“ auf Ajax Amsterdam. 🔗 Alle Infos: fcbayern.com/2zB4o
29
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Scenes pale kwa master classes za Mercy Masika.
74
We are a finished club
68
Dead club 😭😢 @manutd
1
67
I'm just tired @manutd
2
3
93
One of the greatest penalties you'll ever see 😅 Watch the Concacaf Caribbean Cup on @paramountplus 📺
242
1,053
582
12,539
8,741,461
2 Maasai men have been taking care of an alleged stray baby giraffe for almost 1 week. The giraffe feels very secure with them.
390
4,203
768
36,572
6,014,574
Realest retweeted
Nigerians after hearing diapers in Kenya are for kids not presidents.
258
2,689
88
24,214
271,226