@MissusSelf

God knew better than to give me a dragon.

Joined July 2020
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Sarrah Bellus
@sarrah_bellus13h
Wow. Albanians just set fire to the Supreme Court after it allowed Jared Kushner to buy land in the country against the their will.
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Catholic Drip 💧
@CatholicDrip___4h
Catholicism is the enemy of Satan This week alone I’ve seen…….. 1. Mary statues smashed 2. Pope Leo wished to hell 3. Celebration of a priests tragic death. Remember, we are the church militant!
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Cristian Cadavid
@cristiancadariOct 17
Yo con una gripe // El Papa sin medio pulmón
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemes14h
Bhayshul Titan hit the ‘Tip Toein’ in my Jawwdinz’ celly after scoring in London 😂
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Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex17h
I would like to thank all those who have prayed for me in recent days. I wish to express my particular gratitude to the doctors, nurses and all the staff of the Gemelli Hospital. This experience has made me feel particularly close to all those who are living with illness or infirmity. Now that I have overcome this delicate phase I will gradually resume my activities, always with God’s help and your prayers.
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Become A Saint
@BeSaintly14h
My son asked why our bishop has a cane today, I told him because it’s a shepherd’s staff and we are sheep. He replies “no you are but I am a boy” and we were standing right in front of him
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RT @Clearpath__: > be me > born Christian > call it a scam > walk away > try to convince others it’s fake > read Bible to find flaws > look…
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YourFavoriteGuy☭
@guychristensen_Oct 16
May Israel collapse within our lifetimes.
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grace 💜@_griffonage_Oct 16
YOU CALL ME OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAY THAT YOURE PAYING A GIRL TO PRETEND TO BE CLAUDIA THAT YOURE PAYING A GIRL TO PRETEND TO BE MADELEINE AND WHAT DO I SAY, DO I SAY THAT YOURE SICK LOUIS? DO I SEE SICKNESS? NO! I SPENT A MONTH AND A HALF TALKING YOU BACK FROM UNIMAGINABLE FRENZY
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🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤
@VHSDVDBLURAY4KOct 17
In case you were wondering what PSY (Gangnam Style) was up to in 2026
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Tony Passalacqua@AJFCPassalacquaOct 16
You can read the gospels hundreds of times and read commentaries and use study bibles and still something obvious escapes you until it’s pointed out in a humorous webtoon
Tomics Comics@TomicsComicsOct 16
Death and taxes, but not in that order.
JOKE-OGRAPHY: In this cartoon, a Pharisee poses the infamous tax question and Jesus poses His infamous answer (from Matthew 22:15-22). The Pharisee then ponders. "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's," means they should pay the coins made in Caesar's image to Caesar. That's logical. But the Pharisee wonders about the next part: "Render unto God what is God's." He wonders aloud, "But what's made in GOD'S image?" The second Pharisee behind him remembers Genesis 1:26 and pieces it together: Jesus is implying that humans, being made in God's image, should devote themselves to God -- a calling much more consequential than earthly taxes. This isn't groundbreaking theology, but it IS a poetic reminder of mankind's connection and duty to their Creator, which should be of more concern to the Jews than their taxes. This whole thing sends the Pharisee spiraling when all he wanted to do was talk about taxes and ruin Jesus's career. Better luck next time, friend!

ALT JOKE-OGRAPHY: In this cartoon, a Pharisee poses the infamous tax question and Jesus poses His infamous answer (from Matthew 22:15-22). The Pharisee then ponders. "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's," means they should pay the coins made in Caesar's image to Caesar. That's logical. But the Pharisee wonders about the next part: "Render unto God what is God's." He wonders aloud, "But what's made in GOD'S image?" The second Pharisee behind him remembers Genesis 1:26 and pieces it together: Jesus is implying that humans, being made in God's image, should devote themselves to God -- a calling much more consequential than earthly taxes. This isn't groundbreaking theology, but it IS a poetic reminder of mankind's connection and duty to their Creator, which should be of more concern to the Jews than their taxes. This whole thing sends the Pharisee spiraling when all he wanted to do was talk about taxes and ruin Jesus's career. Better luck next time, friend!

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Ben the Baptist
@BaptistBen316Oct 15
Replying to @marcado_razon
Your faggot Pope is fake and gay and dresses like a woman
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Talking about the Vicar of Christ like that will have you burning for eternity.
Ben the Baptist
@BaptistBen316Oct 15
When the false prophet Pope dies, he’s going to roast in hell forever.
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💐 deer@mydeermaidenOct 16
so close sweetling!! that is a fruit 💕
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˚࿔ 𝜗𝜚🫧@nadersieeOct 14
AHS 13 is better than Roanoke and Freak show
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Basil🧡
@LinkofSunshineOct 15
It’s funny to me when ppl complain about Columbus being cancelled because like… he got cancelled in 1500 Spain for being cruel. The people who did the literal Spanish Inquisition were like “wtf man” and arrested him
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Israel Exposed
@xIsraelExposedxOct 15
July 2013, a lone hero emerged.
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Daniel
@growing_danielOct 15
NOOOOO HOLY FATHER DO NOT LOOK INTO HIS EYES
Daily Noud
@DailyNoudOct 14
JD Vance is set to visit Pope Leo XIV following his recent surgery and lung cancer diagnosis.
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