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Miranda M.

@Miranda_TM

Tiny blonde. Michigan transplant in Baltimore. Tweets about digital marketing, theater, fitness, cats & pop culture. Fitness instructor & Endometriosis warrior.

 Baltimore, MD
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Joined July 2014
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This holiday weekend, remember: 💫🌭 Hot dogs have everything to do with public health 🌭💫 (If you're wondering why a public health school would post about glizzies, thinking hot dogs have nothing to do with public health, you would be sorely mistaken...)

Mustard, Onions, and Hold the Choking Hazard

When a child chokes, the culprit could be a hot dog. Susan P. Baker first determined that this grill favorite poses a greater choking threat to babies and toddlers than grapes, nuts and hard candy.

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I was on a dating app and a guy jokingly wrote “what should we name our first child?” as his intro message and I had to tell him that in fifth grade I lost a bet to my best friend Hannah and have to without question name my first born child Megatron and then the man unmatched me
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Zito@_Zeets27 Dec 2021
This is how Gatsby got shot
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@TMZ27 Dec 2021
Kanye West Buys House Across Street From Kim Kardashian tmz.com/2021/12/27/kanye-wes…
Kanye West Buys House Across Street From Kim Kardashian

Kanye West Buys House Across Street From Kim Kardashian

Kanye West seems to be acknowledging he can't pull his marriage out of the fire, so he's reportedly moving a stone's throw from his former family home ... presumably, so he can effectively co-parent...

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Replying to @JohnsHopkinsSPH @Kachelmann
👍🏻 Auch gut: xitter.cf/brittlestar/status/147…
Brittlestar (@brittlestar) profile pictureBrittlestar
@brittlestar17 Dec 2021
HOW MANY SHOTS WILL WE NEED TO GET?
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"This is my body, I have to defend it!" 🏠 Reminder: Being vaccinated and boosted is your best line of defense against severe illness from COVID-19. Subscribe to our newsletter for the latest info: publichealth.jhu.edu/headlin…

Get Boosted So Your Immune System Isn't "Home Alone"

Omicron! Your spike protein! Woof!

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AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts? bit.ly/3ytjsLC
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U.S. FDA
@FDA13 Apr 2021
Today FDA and @CDCgov issued a statement regarding the Johnson & Johnson #COVID19 vaccine. We are recommending a pause in the use of this vaccine out of an abundance of caution.
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Hypothetically, how does a vaccine go from an idea into reality? With help from @IVACtweets, we took a page out of Schoolhouse Rock!'s book to explain. Learn more about #COVID19 on our website, and subscribe to our free newsletter for more information: jhsph.edu/subscribe/covid-19…

"I'm a Vaccine" — How a Hypothetical COVID-19 Vaccine Came to Be

Inspired by Schoolhouse Rock!'s iconic "I'm Just a Bill" cartoon, we explain the steps through Phase 3 clinical trials—and show how a hypothetical vaccine against COVID-19 gets developed.

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Jamie has new dreams, he’s building a pond
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Me: “Virtual graduation just won’t be the same” Also me: 💁‍♂️🎓 #Covid19Graduation #SissyThatCommencementWalk
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This venn diagram reminds me of all the #websites I’ve designed (& searched) + how there’s often a huge asymmetry between what’s desired vs displayed. @EdwardTufte #comms #webdev #design
Image from Elizabeth I Ransom (@EIRansom)
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.@ScottDikkers believes in giving the team as much freedom as possible -that’s how you cultivate the best talent. #DSDET
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As community managers we are the first line of digital defense. @bchesnutt #DSDET – at Detroit, MI
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The struggle for a social media lover at a conference with quick-paced sessions: Do I live-tweet or take more thorough notes? #dsdet
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We've created a new rank for the police cat, Pawfficer. In the chain of command, it's probably somewhere around Chief. #Pawfficer #BossCat
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OCC@OCCollege8 Mar 2018
#OCCollege supports this! We'd love to talk to the @TroyMI_Police about expanding our popular Police Academy and K9 training programs to include future police cats! 🚓🐱 #PoliceAcademy #Policecat #OaklandCounty #PoliceCatAssociationofAmerica #WeWantAPoliceCat #WhyOCC xitter.cf/TroyMI_Police/status/9…
Troy Police Department (@TroyMI_Police) profile pictureTroy Police Department@TroyMI_Police6 Mar 2018
Trying to broker this deal now: If we get 10,000 followers by April, we want a police cat. If you support this important public safety initiative, follow us & RT #BigGoals #PoliceCatAssociationofAmerica
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Here is the link to the tickets for Miranda’s HD fundraiser, Drag Queen Bingo. hdsa.donordrive.com/index.cf… #HD #DragQueenBingo
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So, what is HD, and why is raising funds so important? This video explains: youtu.be/4HgFUvVyHYQ #HD #DragQueenBingo
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Who wants to see this movie? I'm giving at 25 passes to the screening for you and a guest. #movies #win #royaloak... fb.me/2ksRU1JsS
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"Over 70% of the traffic that you earn for any given page will come from keywords you didn't try to optimize for." -@QuinnTempest #DSDET
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