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Miranda M.

@Miranda_TM

Tiny blonde. Michigan transplant in Baltimore. Tweets about digital marketing, theater, fitness, cats & pop culture. Fitness instructor & Endometriosis warrior.

 Baltimore, MD
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Joined July 2014
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Planning my trip to Outer Banks- staying at Sanderling Resort. For friends traveling soon: flip.to/r/fsd12 @thesanderling
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The most bizarre video we've done and yet, so informative. Enjoy a little laugh with us in public health.
Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health (@JohnsHopkinsSPH) profile pictureJohns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health
@JohnsHopkinsSPH1 Jul 2022
This holiday weekend, remember: 💫🌭 Hot dogs have everything to do with public health 🌭💫 (If you're wondering why a public health school would post about glizzies, thinking hot dogs have nothing to do with public health, you would be sorely mistaken...)

Mustard, Onions, and Hold the Choking Hazard

When a child chokes, the culprit could be a hot dog. Susan P. Baker first determined that this grill favorite poses a greater choking threat to babies and toddlers than grapes, nuts and hard candy.

This holiday weekend, remember: 💫🌭 Hot dogs have everything to do with public health 🌭💫 (If you're wondering why a public health school would post about glizzies, thinking hot dogs have nothing to do with public health, you would be sorely mistaken...)

Mustard, Onions, and Hold the Choking Hazard

When a child chokes, the culprit could be a hot dog. Susan P. Baker first determined that this grill favorite poses a greater choking threat to babies and toddlers than grapes, nuts and hard candy.

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I was on a dating app and a guy jokingly wrote “what should we name our first child?” as his intro message and I had to tell him that in fifth grade I lost a bet to my best friend Hannah and have to without question name my first born child Megatron and then the man unmatched me
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Zito@_Zeets27 Dec 2021
This is how Gatsby got shot
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZ27 Dec 2021
Kanye West Buys House Across Street From Kim Kardashian tmz.com/2021/12/27/kanye-wes…
Kanye West Buys House Across Street From Kim Kardashian

Kanye West Buys House Across Street From Kim Kardashian

Kanye West seems to be acknowledging he can't pull his marriage out of the fire, so he's reportedly moving a stone's throw from his former family home ... presumably, so he can effectively co-parent...

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Replying to @JohnsHopkinsSPH @Kachelmann
👍🏻 Auch gut: xitter.cf/brittlestar/status/147…
Brittlestar (@brittlestar) profile pictureBrittlestar
@brittlestar17 Dec 2021
HOW MANY SHOTS WILL WE NEED TO GET?
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"This is my body, I have to defend it!" 🏠 Reminder: Being vaccinated and boosted is your best line of defense against severe illness from COVID-19. Subscribe to our newsletter for the latest info: publichealth.jhu.edu/headlin…

Get Boosted So Your Immune System Isn't "Home Alone"

Omicron! Your spike protein! Woof!

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AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts? bit.ly/3ytjsLC
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When an integral part of your childhood retweets you (or rather, my team)...
Raffi Cavoukian 🇨🇦 (@Raffi_RC) profile pictureRaffi Cavoukian 🇨🇦@Raffi_RC11 Aug 2021
vax vax vax your sillies out! 😷
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