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Joined May 2009
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My dad used to tell me that you can’t save anyone; they have to save themselves. Great man. Terrible lifeguard.
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The people are waking up. They’re starting to believe it’s not butter
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I've only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me… Four tops.
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Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:
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Having to Google “where can I watch today’s nba playoff games” everyday is annoying as fuck
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Low-key, HipHop is the one genre that requires you to have serious knowledge about everything. From cars to fashion, music, movies, politics, history, sports, books, places, events, even art. If you're not tapped in, the bars will most likely fly over your head. That's why rap is for smart people. 😉 😉
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The concept of teenagers, who are also mutants, who just happen to be ninjas, while ALSO being turtles is not something the 2020s could ever come up with. That’s a big 80s cocaine brain idea
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To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your walls. This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.
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Shi look like Mike Bibby😭
Got my Caitlin Clark Bobbleheads!
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Today I learned that Lil Troy sampled Little Red Corvette by Prince on Wanna Be A Baller and Prince let Lil Troy keep all the royalties….. Prince said he loved the song that much
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Heavy D put all the curse words he didn’t put in his songs into his monologue for New Jersey Drive
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I'm, "all this used to be woods" years old.
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i think it’s lame how yall discredit shit yall are unfamiliar with instead of just simply… getting familiar.
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Joakim Noah Corey brewer and al horford really turned down being first round picks to run it back at Florida after the first title then they all went in the lottery after going back to back lmao will never see this done again especially in the NIL era
Florida and Ohio State's 2007 National Championship game rosters were LOADED 🔥 #MarchMadness
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Bluetooth technology was named after Harald Bluetooth, a Viking king who died over 1,000 years ago. He unified factions of Denmark with those in Norway, similar to how today's technology unifies different electronic devices. The Bluetooth logo combines Nordic runes for his initials - H.B. The origin of his nickname is debated; some sources suggest he loved blueberries, staining his teeth, while others speculate a dead tooth caused a dark blue/grey hue.
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Nigga said he dressed like angel reese😭😭
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Think about it, if somebody at the “top” gave somebody coming up an opportunity to come after them on a record , you know what would happen?! LOL NIIGGAS IS EATING THEY FOOD! OFF TOP. RENT IS DUE, BILLS PAID EXPEDITIOUSLY. Public perception of who’s the best would be drastically different if this were a regular occurrence. This is exactly why you didn’t see JID on The Fall Off. He would’ve OVERSTOOD the assignment. To me personally, it made no sense he wasn’t on there but hey maybe that’s just me. 🤷🏾‍♂️ btw I loved the album but let’s be fr.
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yall favorite rappers really out here scamming kids outta features
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Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!
Happy birthday to the legendary, iconic WWE Hall of Famer @undertaker!
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Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?
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