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My dad used to tell me that you can’t save anyone; they have to save themselves.
Great man. Terrible lifeguard.
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Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:
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Having to Google “where can I watch today’s nba playoff games” everyday is annoying as fuck
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Low-key, HipHop is the one genre that requires you to have serious knowledge about everything. From cars to fashion, music, movies, politics, history, sports, books, places, events, even art.
If you're not tapped in, the bars will most likely fly over your head.
That's why rap is for smart people. 😉 😉
JERSEY MIKEE retweeted
The concept of teenagers, who are also mutants, who just happen to be ninjas, while ALSO being turtles is not something the 2020s could ever come up with. That’s a big 80s cocaine brain idea
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To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your walls.
This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.
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Today I learned that Lil Troy sampled Little Red Corvette by Prince on Wanna Be A Baller and Prince let Lil Troy keep all the royalties….. Prince said he loved the song that much
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Heavy D put all the curse words he didn’t put in his songs into his monologue for New Jersey Drive
















