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Also, now that I'm a professional brewer, there's no way I can name son Nick Jiorle Jr. It's gotta be Nick Jiorle Light now, right?
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ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.
Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.
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I imagine Trumps Presidential Library will be the gaudiest, most obnoxious library in the world. Covered in gold with almost no books. Also, you'll be able to gamble there. Wait a minute, does it already exist?
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Mood forever xitter.cf/ebled2/status/92220198…
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Dear God some people give me such hope:
REPORTER: What are you going to do?
HERO: I'm gonna save some lives.
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Trump is threatening multiple wars and sabotaging the US health care system while Nazis openly march in the streets.
Elections matter.
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This like them old scarecrows you make and fill with newspaper xitter.cf/ELCresswell/status/893…
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facebook gotta add a safety checkin so you know if your new york friends survived the commute home
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Guys Mindy Kaling is pregnant & @theofficenbc fan in me shameless hopes it's @bjnovak's kid.
(P.S. Kelly Kapoor will be an amazing mom.)
