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THE ORIGINAL TWITTER MIKE WARD, but NOT the Canadian comic or UK Country singer!!! Father, husband, geek, retired Navy CDR, all around nice guy and humble!

Centerville, OH
Joined May 2008
SPOILER, FUBAR, SPOILER... Some favorite moments on FUBAR, @Schwarzenegger "I am proud of you" kid moments on Ep 5 and Ep 6, and closing 'sack tap' moment on Ep 6... ROFLMAO, ❤️ Roo!
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Loving Fubar on Netflix. Been a @Schwarzenegger fan for a very long time as the plates from my car in '96 can attest. Still hoping to meet him and give him one, maybe he can sign the other :)
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No, I didnt, @MikeWardca did.
Replying to @ConanOBrien
Me....... As a @DaveChappelle hater. But good news, @mikeward did won at the supreme court of Canada.
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hey @MikeWardca this is probably for you too
Il est prudent avec sa santé, rum and coke, il prend du coke diet ☝️
they are doing it again @MikeWardca
Je suis dans un petit resto déjeuner, je peux vous dire que ça jase de @MikeWard ici à matin. 50-50 pour l’instant, stay tuned. 😂
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Not me, @MikeWardca If you are going to tweet about me, the LEAST you could do is tweet in English. Thanks! The still funny but not as famous Other Mike Ward
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hey @Rackspace , what does a guy have to do to get his trouble ticket worked on? Submitted the ticket last Friday, I have made updates to it, had an online chat promising some action on it, and nothing. Who do I need to call?
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I sent 10 puns into a pun contest. I wanted 1 to win, but no pun in 10 did.
Replying to @cameronmoll
I take my wife everywhere. But she keeps finding her way home.
or whether or not you're an asshole
Whether you still need to wear a mask depends mostly on whether or not you're vaccinated. abcn.ws/3fr5GzS
Hey @MikeWardca, they are doing it again
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OK sports fans, 2nd time we have seen one of these in the past few days. Is it a wild turkey? instagram.com/p/CJy93uJjvxk/…
Lazy Christmas Day, light breakfast, 3 mile walk, cleaned the snow off the driveway, napped on the couch with the dog, and then showered and put on comfy pants for a big dinner later. #lifeisgood instagram.com/p/CJPCihbDWzh/…
Slinky got some winter wear, and NO, I was not the one to find it or buy it. instagram.com/p/CIjyTu4DYgX/…
I can haz jalapeno cheddar Cheetos? No, no you can't. instagram.com/p/CIechM5DhZk/…
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@no_award_guitar had a friend over and someone had too much peopleing today... instagram.com/p/CIcD-pFDuIz/…
SOMEONE had to be with me in the garage while I did my project. instagram.com/p/CIJPD3AjxeQ/…
He won't take them off the tree, but if an ornament hits the ground Slinky usually gets to it first... sigh Standing by for more 'festive' poops. And you probably noticed we skipped the tinsel. instagram.com/p/CIBKT7tD11S/…