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Stand up Comedian, broadcaster. @mikesasson Instagram.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2011
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Tie your MAGA uncle to a chair, prop his eyes open like clockwork orange and make him watch this clip.
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Every. Fucking. Word.
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"Welcome, stranger. This land is your land."
IF YOU’RE BORN IN AMERICA, YOU ARE AN AMERICAN.
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OH MY GOODNESS 😱 UCONN LEADSSSS UNBELIEVABLE #MarchMadness
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The President of the United States learned that Robert Mueller had died. And he picked up his phone and typed: “Good. I’m glad he’s dead.” I need you to stop. Put down whatever you’re doing and feel the full weight of those words. Good. I’m glad he’s dead. Said by the man who holds the most powerful office in the history of human civilization. The office of Washington. Of Lincoln. Of Roosevelt standing in the rubble of Pearl Harbor promising a nation trembling in the dark that we would rise. That office. Those words. Now let me tell you who Robert Mueller was. He did not have to go to Vietnam. He had every reason not to. A Princeton degree. A blown-out knee. A future waiting for him in the comfort of civilian life. He waited a full year for that knee to heal, just so he could serve. Let that sink in. He walked into hell when other men were running from it. He came home with a Bronze Star for heroism and a Purple Heart soaked in the blood of his sacrifice. He spent the next four decades standing in the breach, as a prosecutor, as FBI Director, as the man who held this nation together in the smoldering ash of September 12th, 2001, when we were all afraid and we needed someone steady, someone serious, someone who loved this country more than he loved himself. He was all of those things. He was a Republican. He was, by every honest measure, an American hero. And the President danced on his grave.
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15 years ago today, we got Cardiac Kemba This courtside angle is incredible
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Remembering a true legend. A proud member of the Pirates family and Pittsburgh community, a Hall of Famer, and above all, a great man.
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This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
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Congratulations to the ACC Champions, Duke!
The Devil Went Down in East Hartford 😈
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That’s a road DUB for the Huskies! ✅
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Aggregate score of the weekend series: Pirates 30 Mets 4
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This is Oakmont. This is Pittsburgh. This is Sunday at the U.S. Open.
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14 years ago today: Guarded by Wanamaker with 10 seconds to go, Coombs-McDaniel on the screen Walker with 7 Got a mismatch! Kemba Walker on McGee with 4 Kemba Walker stepback Walker... CARDIAC KEMBA! Does it again! UConn wins at the buzzer! xitter.cf/ThrowbackHoops/status/…
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RETWEET IF YOU LOVE THE UCONN HUSKIES #MadeForMarch | #MixForSix
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1960 World Champions of Baseball
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#Raiders sidelines during the Immaculate Reception #Steelers #HereWeGo #RaiderNation
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The only high school field house in the country with the name of three Hall of Famers on it
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"You walk into that Pittsburgh Steelers building and you leave your ego at the door.. Our obligation was to represent that city & Mike Tomlin has taken it & ran with it" @CowherCBS #PMSLive #HereWeGo
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Orioles broadcaster Kevin Brown has been suspended indefinitely for making these comments about the Orioles' record against the Rays
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