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Mike Ashley

@MikeAshley40

55 y/o virgin. Small college basketball enthusiast featured on ESPN & Barstool. Hedge fund manager turned plumber. Brother to John. Father of 2 | 8 in and thick

Joined March 2024
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Doug Gottlieb has no idea what he’s talking about. He refers to D2 Michigan Tech as “Nonody U” and implies they’ll win by 20. His shitty 2-10 UWGB team might be in for a rude awakening today at 11 AM when they see the way Tech plays ball the right way.
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Could use a Guinness at o’lydias right now
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Working out to this song in honor of Aaron Ashby. More effective than any amount pre workout or caffeine. #gogglesupremacy
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Replying to @MikeAshley40
U beat this zone multiple ways; make the warrior run baseline by quickly moving ball to corners, flash weak side wing to strong side elbow (not the middle) to put the middle defender in conflict, over the top pass to the weak side is often open. That said, zone at this age stupid
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Then flash middle and beat the zone. I’d say you’re the bitch for complaining.
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Story of my night. See you soon wife
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I TOLD YOU SHOW UP AT 10 WHEN I WAS SHOOTING RUMPY AND YOU WRRE “BOWLING” Then I had to go find my wife and I can’t believe I did
Terrance “Thunder” Pettit (@TerrancePettit) profile pictureTerrance “Thunder” Pettit@TerrancePettitNov 8
Yeah I fucking show up to the harp. Line leap. Get in there and the flock fucking scrams like a bunch of fucking rats. This is why I wait for @JimmyEnglishh to come to town. YALL ARE FUCKED UP besides @MikeAshley40 @betstarborton @WIACChip @RonaldMcCringle @monetarymouse
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Can’t. Believe I met my actual wife at harp
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Missing you all. Yk who you are
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Bartender at an Irish bar hasn’t heard of a black and tan?! This must be a Protestant bar!
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G split mogging @monetarymouse
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Watching @betstarborton rip cold calls. Kids special
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“Ringless franchise” comeback
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#mikeknows
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I didn’t know she played for the Rays.
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That’s why you start Mitchell you dipshit
Twin Dad (@dadoftwins12) profile pictureTwin Dad@dadoftwins12Oct 28
Replying to @MikeAshley40
Well Murph had to talk to him because it was indeed, bad.
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If you don’t know ball just say it. How many times do you dumbasses have to see Mitchell deliver in big times over the course of the year to trust him
Twin Dad (@dadoftwins12) profile pictureTwin Dad@dadoftwins12Oct 28
Replying to @betstarborton
I’d be open to a Lara attempt. Mitchell isn’t seeing it well right now. He’s not having good at bats
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Game 4 ready.
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What are the Brewers bars and restaurants in Tampa/St Pete?
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Beer Enjoyer@YungGiamattiOct 25
Oooo I'm Aaron Ashby I'm so bald and I strike every batter out, I fuck on bad bitches every day and have swag
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Where were you when Aaron Ashby bottle service was ordered in Milwaukee? #Special @aaronashbyy #Ghostrider
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