If you not feeling me, fine, it cost you nothing, pay me no mind. – at Atlanta, GA

Winning the national championship > losing the national championship

I wanna stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes.

Y'all remember we use to jump out of swings mid air?? Them knees was FRESH out the box 😂🤣🤣

I spoke with Bill Withers. I told him "Ain't No Sunshine" was poor grammar. He said, "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know." 😁

You gotta text a light skin girl Merry Christmas 🎄 today if you want a reply on December 25th 🤷🏾‍♂️

If I offer you a wing, I’m offering you a drum, not a flat

I never thought that hip hop would take it this far‼️

I just wanna meet new people and do cool things

Only St. Patrick we acknowledge #power #StPatrickDay

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

But that @marvinwinans song on @bmfstarz was classic. Y’all catch it?

But, you'll never play me like LeBron vs. Jordan Twenty years, wonder who they gon' say was more important Both changed the game, came through and made a lane Who's to say that who's greater, all we know, they ain't the same. ~J. Cole Congrats on an amazing feat @KingJames‼️

Ushers are basically bottle girls but for Jesus 🙏🏾 I don’t make the news, I just report the news‼️ ~Michael Andre, Channel 2 Action News

Yo we playing Black taboo and @85SouthShow was one of the answers. @KarlousM you famous famous my guy

Just tell your kids Santa died of covid. You’re welcome. #MerryChristmas

The genius #DaveChappelle does it again…has everyone talking about him on Monday for something he did over the weekend (on @nbcsnl)😂 #Genius #brilliant #SNL

Do not allow my confidence to offend your insecurities.