Data Analyst📊| Sports Hobbiest | Opinions are my own | Roll Birds ‘21

Chicago, IL
Joined July 2015
Michael Pardun retweeted
🚨 Victory Monday giveaway 🚨 Repost for the chance to win a @kylemonangai signed helmet
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Michael Pardun retweeted
The moment Pete Crow-Armstrong joined the 40/40 club 🔥
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Why is Travis Kelce wearing yellow cleats and yellow gloves? Is this something new? Is it so Mahomes can spot him more easily on the field? 🏈 #TravisKelce #KansasCityChiefs #NoDumbQuestions @tkelce @JasonKelce @newheightshow @taylorswift13 @Chiefs @ESPNNFL @dkelce1
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Michael Pardun retweeted
And don’t think for a minute that it won’t happen ……….. It will
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Michael Pardun retweeted
HOW ABOUT THOSE REDBIRDS
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Michael Pardun retweeted
And now 21! The first ever 16-game NFL week where each point differential was unique!
Each game so far this week was won by a different number of points: 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 12, 13, 14, 17, 18, 20, 22, and 24.
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Michael Pardun retweeted
CHI 59 - CAR 37 🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨 That is the 1096th unique score in NFL history, and the 1st of the 2026 season.
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Michael Pardun retweeted
Bears 17, Packers 3
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Michael Pardun retweeted
Excited to present some of my Ph.D work at #32SLS. Some great and talented researchers presenting talks and posters, looking forward to a great rest of the week!
In 109 supercells, tornadic storms tended to have stronger, more organized rear-flank winds directed toward the low-level mesocyclone. Buoyancy differences were small, suggesting that outflow organization mattered more than whether it was warmer or colder. #AMSMadisonSummit
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Michael Pardun retweeted
Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!  The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN. LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.
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Michael Pardun retweeted
If you bought your house for $200k, your taxes should never be more than $2,000. No matter how much they inflate your assessment, my hard 1% cap plan locks your tax to your original purchase price. It’s that simple.
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Michael Pardun retweeted
FINAL: Cubs 23, Padres 3 That's Padresigami! It's the first time in Padres history this score has happened and only the 11th time in MLB history, most recently on June 18, 1953 (BOS vs. DET).
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Michael Pardun retweeted
Whoever is the first boating company to set up an all you can drink cruise from Chicago to Hammond on Bears game days is going to be rich as hell
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A #WhiteSox fan really likes Jar Jar Binks このホワイトソックスファン、スター・ウォーズのジャー・ジャー・ビンクスが本当に大好きみたいです。
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That’s my center #beardown
Because he was drafted with the 57th overall pick, Logan Jones will receive a lifetime supply of ketchup from The Kraft Heinz Company. Jones didn't know the incentive of his draft slot until informed on a zoom minutes after being selected. "I love it! I'll take as much as I can get ... Let’s go ketchup!"
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Michael Pardun retweeted
Illinois State is believed to be the first school ever to qualify for the Semifinals in a D1 postseason tournament in Football, MBB, and WBB in the same academic year. They lost an overtime heartbreaker in the FCS Final, and are headed to the NIT Semifinal and WNIT Fab Four.
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Michael Pardun retweeted
Let's hear you yell, @Redbird_MBB fans! Illinois State has secured a spot in the Semis.
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Michael Pardun retweeted
ILLINOIS STATE WITH LESS THAN 2 SEC LEFT 😱 The Redbirds advance to their first NIT quarterfinal in 30 years 🔥
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Michael Pardun retweeted
Looking forward to everyone in the State of Illinois voting for the same people again and them still all bitching about how awful everything is for the rest of the decade. This state's voters have the worst case of Stockholm Syndrome I've ever seen.
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Michael Pardun retweeted
Idea: a bar called The Situation Room. Like a sports bar but for politics. Cable news and live feeds on the screens instead of football. Atlases and copies of Jane’s Defence Weekly on every table. Multiple sets of Risk and Diplomacy behind the bar.
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